The crucifixion of Jesus Christ

[Akhenaten]

Footable Nindings (Parte the Seconde)

Notable findings (Part 2 of 3)

Here is the first part of a list of notable findings in the study:

<snip>

Notice anything, Mr Meticulous Researcher?

Anyway, that nonsense isn't a list of findings at all. It's one baseless claim of the alleged Jesus having been cwucified in 1 BC that's been extrapolated into as many permutations of saying exactly the same thing as you could think of.

And since not only the initial claim was wrong but the means by which you performed the extrapolations was even wronger I hereby declare your Nindings (footable) to be wrong².

 

[Elizabeth I]

She may even have been entertaining herself all these years by watching the mental acrobatics Aristeo goes through to convince himself that the nonsense she spouts has some basis in fact.

Sadly, I think Ka Apaz is, if anything, even more ignorant than PC.

 

[Akhenaten]

@Akhenaten, #583

That is the cover page of an older edition of “Pasiong Mahal”. I use the 2008 edition titled (translated to English): “Song and Narration of the Holy Passion of our Lord Jesus Christ”.

Is the later edition even more jam-packed with Jesusical hi-jinks than the earlier editions? More songs? A few extra miracles perhaps?

The spirit who we talk to recommends this book as a supplement of the Holy Bible. The details of the life of Jesus, especially His crucifixion, are found in it.

Has it ever occurred to you to wonder where these extra details came from?

How did Jesus Christ look like? An eight-year-old Idaho prodigy drew the “Prince of Peace”. The spirit confirms that that is how the man they crucified look like.

Rubbish. The only way people know what Jesus looks like is because his picture keeps appearing on pieces of toast.

 

[Akhenaten]

Sadly, I think Ka Apaz is, if anything, even more ignorant than PC.

In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

 

[Meadmaker]

@Meadmaker, #579

Actually, the Feast of Tabernacles (Sukkoth) is a result of my study checking whether there is any ring of truth in the August 17 crucifixion date revealed by a spirit who we talk to. As a result, Pentecost should be replaced by this Feast of Tabernacles in Acts 2:1. I think the Holy Bible gives more credence to the latter than the former when Peter said in Acts 2:14-15: “But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them, Ye men of Judea, and all ye that dwell at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and hearken to my words: For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but the third hour of the day.” In which festival do men get drunk and get merry? Isn’t it at the Feast of Tabernacles?

No. It's Purim.

 

[Hellbound]

In the country of the blind the myopic, cataract-ridden, senile one-eyed man is king.

Ftfy

 

[Akhenaten]

 

[Astreja]

Did you know that on July 12 this year you wrote: "If His prophecies of the nuclear world war does not occur on a Wednesday prior to the Opening Ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games in London and its cancellation as a result of this war, I will renounce my belief in Him and in Ka Apaz."

Since you did not do that, I do not believe your declaration above either. Is that not fair?

I think it's eminently fair, Jack. If someone makes a promise and then refuses to fulfil it, that makes them into a liar and an oathbreaker.

It is extremely foolish, and sometimes extremely dangerous, to deal with liars and oathbreakers. If they did it once, common sense suggests that they'll continue to do it in the future. IMNSHO they simply are not to be trusted with any meaningful task or position of responsibility in society, as their abysmal past performance makes them liable to betray those who trusted in them.

Are you listening, Aristeo? Not only do we not believe you; we don't trust you, either. This is not something to be proud of.

I also think you should examine your real-world circumstances and ask yourself if your current situation in any way reflects other lapses of trustworthiness on your part. Personally, I believe that if life isn't all sweetness and light one should always start by finding a mirror and having a long, hard look.

 

[AdMan]

Did you know that on July 12 this year you wrote: "If His prophecies of the nuclear world war does not occur on a Wednesday prior to the Opening Ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games in London and its cancellation as a result of this war, I will renounce my belief in Him and in Ka Apaz."

Since you did not do that, I do not believe your declaration above either. Is that not fair?

I think it's eminently fair, Jack. If someone makes a promise and then refuses to fulfil it, that makes them into a liar and an oathbreaker.

Yes, and then there was this:

Like what I said to Marcus in message 1981, I will say that the Holy Spirit who we talk to is not the true Holy Spirit if the 2012 Olympic Games is held as scheduled. But I will continue my search of the true Holy Spirit because I believe in the God of the Holy Bible. I will stop my Internet activities like this. Most of all, I will recant what I have said.

Liars can't be trusted.

 

[Astreja]

Others on this thread have shown Ka Apaz to have been wrong about almost everything she ever said, but you still won't renounce her despite your promise to do so should her prophecy about the Olympic Games not come true - a prophecy everyone but you knew correctly predicted would not be fulfilled. {emphasis Mine}

And, using Aristeo's own criterion from the Olympalypse thread that only a True God can prophesy, I hereby promote everyone but Aristeo to honourary True Gods™.

Please choose Your magisteria wisely. I suggest appointing Yourselves to be in charge of Things That Happen Without Any Need for Divine Intervention. (Works for Me.)

 

[gabeygoat]

Can I be the god of things that roll down hills?

 

[Hellbound]

Oh! Oh! I wanna be in charge of That Wierd Feeling You Get When You Feel Like Someone Is Watching You But When You Turn Around There's No ONe There And Nothing Ever Comes Of It.

 

[Akhenaten]

And, using Aristeo's own criterion from the Olympalypse thread that only a True God can prophesy, I hereby promote everyone but Aristeo to honourary True Gods™.

Please choose Your magisteria wisely. I suggest appointing Yourselves to be in charge of Things That Happen Without Any Need for Divine Intervention. (Works for Me.)

I myself have been organising for the Sun to come up every day for millennia. It's a snap.

 

[Astreja]

Can I be the god of things that roll down hills?

Sounds good. Perhaps you can subcontract this job from Zeus and pick up a few extra bucks.

 

[Agatha]

I would like to be the god in charge of When You Go Into A Different Room From The One You Are In, And Completely Forget What You Went There For.

 

[Slowvehicle]

I want the Maillard reaction: god of the Way Things get Brown if you Sauté Them in Butter...

 

[pakeha]

@pakeha, #572

“Panambitan” (Pleading) in http://aristean.org/pahayag001.htm is about three pages long, single space. It will take me time to fully translate it for you. Meantime, I will just translate to English the tenth paragraph on page 2 where I got the year when Jesus was crucified.

You may hear the audio file at http://aristean.org/m01b-ser5.mp3 and its transcription at http://aristean.org/transcript013.htm .

“From the time of My death, 1,974 years passed by quickly. 1,974 years of My suffering. New suffering. Because instead of mankind to look for Me and to come, they even greatly forget Me and did not obey Me.”

I copied this tape recording of a session in 1974 from an old listener.

Thanks, PC!
Here's the Google translation;

From the year of my death was quickly passed the 1974 year. 1974 year My suffering. New woes. Because instead of the person mangagsipaghanap Come to Me and I will be more and more I have forgotten waived.

Nevertheless corner of the world Where I behold you so? In what corner of the world so you do not I'll go and feel you are forgetting Me? The pagpababa, the neglect and the pagpapawalan love. Grown cold overwhelmingly humanity Me. Nevertheless mention my name on the lips only and not in heart and deed.

Or much I love and love people, even when you ipadadama me the infinite misery I like this? Why are you here at all or very few in the world that person? As you all I thought this accorded My tears. You all thought I dedicate My life. I Pinagbuwisan My life being physical body on earth.

Why? A person I kinakasangkapan also might hear statements Kong is also extremely slanderest that I had the rear. Nevertheless also despise not overly knew not much that I had the rear. I wanted smut Kong and forsaken his personality just to rub humanity. I turned the pride and dignity. Kong died forsaken pride and dignity Nevertheless I wish to remain human all the time is people ye shall voice Kong and mapapagpahayagan My heart and resentment.

Kong express love you My love. Did I also express to you the travail to My beyond your life you touch your extreme negligence.

Sorry I do not now your failure to excess because you're here in my face. Sorry now I did not break your negligence Me now because you are here already. Yet where is your neighbor? Where is your brother in the land surface? Where I've put together the desired men together? Where is pagbuklud I want to harmonize and do it now?

I wish your life, your heart will stay the dirge Kong and expressing it. You instill in your gunam-gunam. You implant and keep your heart laden with sorrow Kong grievances. Did I like this will stay with you now and forever. Do you know that happy moment we colloquy because I heard the howling of you and pananawagan.

Turn yourselves, children. Turn yourselves. Take up your feet and your pagbalikin in My presence. Lift up your hands and make your ipangakong favorable to mankind. The only I help you in turning your neighbor and tens of yourself is completely and totally napaligaya I see you I lived in my death.

Surely it you will love Kong express request. My heart glad, though now I am in tears. Because many people have heard of My dirge. People have heard of My grief. I heard you are looking for and only nasasabuhay. Show me your charity and I will present and share your love. This you will love Kong express repeatedly to now and forever will not forget your heart and tension.

...
3. I discovered in May 1994 that the number of Jesus is 888 from the book “A Scientific Approach to Biblical History” being read by Anthony Castelo who I have not seen for more than 35 years. The number 888 is the special registration plate number of the Holden Apollo car which we registered earlier. ...

I've never been able to take numerology seriously, myself.
It all seems so arbitrary.

 

[Shiner]

Now it makes sense.

 

[Elizabeth I]

I want to be the God of Chocolate Chips and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Pecan Brownies.

 

[Astreja]

I want to be the God of Chocolate Chips and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Pecan Brownies.

Sorry, Elizabeth -- I already have the chocolate franchise. Goddess of Cookies is still up for grabs, though.