"Bigfoot vandalized my Winnebago"

billw

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Where's the out-of-focus photos?

A Pennsylvania man has his eye on a large, furry and elusive suspect who he accused of vandalizing his 1973 Dodge Winnebago.

John Reed, a self-described Bigfoot tracker since the age of 10, said he was camping with his girlfriend when he saw the creature walk past his motor home window. Reed said the Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, reportedly threw rocks at his mobile home's outside light to escape discovery.


Reed, who is the founder of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, and his girlfriend, jumped into their truck and gave chase, making special 'Bigfoot calls' to locate the creature.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blo...e-mans-rv-155317550--abc-news-topstories.html
 
"special Bigfoot calls"'? Is that like "Here, Squatchie, Squatchie, Squatchie..." or just slurred grunts?
 
I suppose the obvious question is how would you tell if a 40 year camper van had been vandalized in the first place
 
LOLOLOL......I think that is the least of their concerns. :)
 
It's these types of stories that keep you chuckling. Wonder if the guy is a member of the BFF?
 
Another pot-bellied Bigfoot believer.

What is it with all the fat men thinking that Bigfoot is real?
 
for Reed it was a warning from Sasquatch to get off his territory.

I love how these guys just make up behaviors about BF. He's territorial now? So he aggressively defends his territory, but no one has ever managed a clear photo of one...much less a specimen? Should campers be worried?
 
Bigfoot was, of course, singing Dylan sweetly, quietly to himself as he lobbed stones at the man's light fixtures:

Ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
A light I've never knowed
Oh now there ain't no use in turnin' on your light
I'm on the dark side of the road...
 
I love how these guys just make up behaviors about BF. He's territorial now? So he aggressively defends his territory, but no one has ever managed a clear photo of one...much less a specimen? Should campers be worried?

Campers have no worries at all. There has never been a legitimate verified attack on a human by a Bigfoot.

Now you can point out the " Ape Canyon " Attack. But who fired the first shot in that encounter ?

Tim ~ :)
 

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