Let's look at the prosecution history of the particular case under discussion, which as I've previously pointed out, can be publicly accessed
here.
The application that would eventually be issued as 8,086,604 was filed on December 1, 2004.
The application was first assigned to Examiner Raheem Hoffler. The first office action, a rejection, was entered on February 7, 2007.
The independent claim 1 was amended a total of five times during prosecution.
The application was allowed on September 2, 2011 by... Examiner Raheem Hoffler.
The original claim 1 looked like this:
The issued claim 1 looks like this:
So, just using this as one example, hopefully it's clear how the prior descriptions don't match reality at all. The claim amendments are clearly substantive, and the same examiner saw the whole process through.
Remember, everyone on this thread (not to mention whomever wrote the very inaccurate account in the article) had access to every piece of information above. They just chose not to bother to access it.