The Troofers dist... dixt... dictionary

Breaking Spews - Spewing conspiracy theories within two minutes of any kind of breaking news.
 
Grassy Knowlington said:
Gage - A tool that doesn't relate to anything
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BrianH said:
evidance - The act of artfully misinterpreting all the data you gather into an unsupported conclusion and vanity publishing it. (see also interpretive evidance)

pier review - The act of reading published evidance and tossing it into the nearest large body of water

calorimiter (also calorimater) - A device used to transmogrify paint into thermite (or thermate)

jewstification - The act of blaming Israel, Mossad, or Jews in general for everything from Uranus' strange axial tilt to the bread on your sandwich going stale
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Exellent! And welcome!

I think I might add the first to my active vocabulary! Senemut is currently giving a splendid example of evidancing in another thread!
 
Free-Thinker- Cognitive form of "free runner". A practitioner skilled in dodging, leaping over, & evading facts & logic.

Pancake Silat- A mental martial art in which one deflects attacks from reason through evasionary techniques such as strawman arguments.
 
LSSBB said:
Belieber - pathetic attempt at comeback for twoofer. Syn. - Duhbunker. Cf. George Castanza and "jerk store".
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I'd replace duhbunker with bedunker or bee dunker here. Duhbunker at least makes a tiny bit of sense in that the word duh has a negative connotation that implies stupidity. Bedunker and bee dunker are just beyond stupid though; they don't make any sense whatsoever.
 
EventHorizon said:
I'd replace duhbunker with bedunker or bee dunker here. Duhbunker at least makes a tiny bit of sense in that the word duh has a negative connotation that implies stupidity. Bedunker and bee dunker are just beyond stupid though; they don't make any sense whatsoever.
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I would add them all and let sorting their nuances out be an exercise for the reader.
 
Dylan Avery, (n.), An enclosure suitable for housing only the very rarest varieties of 'coo coo', including the Bermas, Jones, and Icke variety.
 
Goalposts - Exemplification of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle - the greater the succinctness and effectiveness of an opposing argument the greater the shift in position of the (metaphorical) goalposts.
 
Jewin's Law - As an online discussion on 9/11 grows longer, the probability of accusing the Jews, i.e. "the Jews were in on it" approaches 1.

Examples:

5,000 Jews didn't show up at work on 9/11.
The Jew Larry Silverstein pulled World Trade Center 7.

Note:

The Truthmovement doesn't say they hate Jews, but...
 
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Szamboti, (n.), An Italian dish consisting primarily of Baloney with the unique ability to defy gravity by seemingly hovering in mid air. Best served with a side of woo.
 
Truth Movement, (v.), The movement of the perception of truth farther and farther away from reality.

edit: usually occurs after each debunking.
 
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