Yo! Here be the August Stundie nom thread

Horatius said:
This one takes a bit of set-up. Here's Clayton's post, with the bit of Cleon's post he actually quoted:




Now, here's Cleon's complete post:





Wow. Note how Clayton deleted the last line, just so he could show how popular the "Jews == Khazars" BS is with certain anti-Semites. Brilliant!
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The funny bit is that it still makes it look like he agrees with Cleon in that it is woo.
 
cocana said:
From the new Ickian supernut, fruitgum (should it be fruitloop?):



What, there really is a chance of zombie flesh-eaters invading London during the Olympics?
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I thought we were all sheep, now we're zombie flesh eating sheep?:confused:
 
Biscuit said:
Hollywood invented all these nasty words in order to stigmatize the kind and loving Reich for all time! Future generations would believe the holocaust because of all the nasty pejoratives Hollywood invented.


Oh wait I bet hollywood invented the word Reich as well:rolleyes:
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More diabolically Hollywood invented the name Hollywood.
 
Biscuit said:
The creator of this system goofed. He wants to prove the the XXX olympics is actually the 666 olympics. But he decided, arbitrarily, that each X represents the letter "X" in the english alphabet thus making the title "XXX olympics" something similar to the annual porn awards in vegas with athletics feats thrown in.(Insert your own jokes) We all know thats not what the "X's" stand for thus the creator has introduced the rule of "completely making **** up."





I disagree because of what I typed above. He did not start with letters he started with "decem" which is a number and then choose to say it was the actual letter "X." Its completely insane and I am not going to argue it further so if you disagree then we will just have to shake hands and leave it at that.:)

ETA: I guess he actually started with "triginta" or 30 and then broke it down but now I have wasted too much time on this!
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Yes, you are correct there. Roman numerals are not letters of the alphabet. That was something I overlooked.


Horatius said:
Are you telling us he's doing numerology wrong? I didn't think numerology worked that way.....:D
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Well, it is like going to the palm reader, and telling them you want to live a long life, so they get out a knife and cut your hand to provide a longer life line. There isn't really a wrong way to do this crap. Turning numbers into letters isn't numerology though.
 
cocana said:
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The landing zone just happens to be inside a large crater besides a massive mountain. We will only be able to see a patch of ground, nothing along the horizon. If they do find any sign's that life is there now they probably wouldn't tell us about it anyway. I'm sure the Martian population has been forewarned to stay away from that area too.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...8&postcount=23
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NASA really should have spoken to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He could have told them that they all live undergound with Kuato in the mines. :rolleyes:
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So have the wheels fallen off Curiosity?
 
More, from that same thread:

Does anyone really believe NASA with these missions to other planets. For all we know, they could be sending a nuclear bomb into space.
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Well I know when I plan to send nuclear bombs to other planets for-no-reason-whatsoever I make a huge media event out of it, give the bomb a twitter account and attach cameras to the thing.
 
Travis said:
So does anyone find this odd? Because I sure don't.



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1060979783&postcount=65
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Oh holy crap that thread is a gold mine!!!

My wish list:
I want to see real-time constant video streaming coming from Curiosity, so that we can all see exactly what the camera sees, without any jiggering from NASA.
I want to see real-color images, without that nonsensical pink sky we're always given.
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Sunsets are a NASA conspiracy too.
 
Biscuit said:
Sunsets are a NASA conspiracy too.
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Just the other day my wife and I were looking to the west about 9 pm and the sky was getting darker and the light that there was, was a reddish hue. The clouds were especially red.

I said to my wife, "This is totally ridiculous, do they expect us to believe it?":D

ETA: it strikes me that if I posted that on Icke someone would declare me to be a disinfo agent or lizard alien because the sun sets a lot earlier than 9 pm.
 
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jaydeehess said:
Just the other day my wife and I were looking to the west about 9 pm and the sky was getting darker and the light that there was, was a reddish hue. The clouds were especially red.

I said to my wife, "This is totally ridiculous, do they expect us to believe it?":D

ETA: it strikes me that if I posted that on Icke someone would declare me to be a disinfo agent or lizard alien because the sun sets a lot earlier than 9 pm.
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And what's up with nighttime? You expect me to believe in black skies!?

:D
 
Anyone find it strange that they released the new Total Recall 22 years after the origional as the Olympics are taking place as a Mars lander touches down?
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Hmmm, yesss, suspicious that its also 15 years after Pathfinder, and only ten years after Mars Odyssey (AHA!!! Greek name just like "Olympics"), then there was Opportunity and Spirithttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars
 
Poor Ali. He didn't know what hit him....that one time someone actually managed to hit him.

Watching the ceremony and seeing Muhammad Ali being propped up on his pins and being cheered struck home on how sick this society has become. This man spent his career beating the hell out of other people for money while on-lookers cheered him on! It's so completely insane!
It's so unreal.
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You will be surprised how sick their use of Muhammad Ali actually was.

This man was brave and intelligent enough to see through the system. He changed his name so as not to be named after his grandparents slave owner. He refused to serve in the Vietnam war saying "why should the black man go to kill the yellow man on behalf of the white man?"

As punishment they have burned out his brains, pretended he has parkinsonism and parade him at events like this as a warning to all those sportsmen & Women who might dare to think for themselves.

Sick indeed.
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1060982440&postcount=287
 
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