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Absolute July Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of July

  • 1) Of course they're lying because they're liars

    Votes: 19 26.4%
  • 2) Take your ET hate out of here

    Votes: 16 22.2%
  • 3) This racist idea is different

    Votes: 10 13.9%
  • 4) We'd totally pay for this

    Votes: 6 8.3%
  • 5) Falcon feather on the moon

    Votes: 18 25.0%
  • 6) Only now can police do police stuff

    Votes: 2 2.8%
  • 7) Original data inside the data

    Votes: 15 20.8%
  • 8) The powers can control physics

    Votes: 19 26.4%
  • 9) Lightspeed SUPERFAST

    Votes: 25 34.7%
  • 10) Central banks cause world wars except when they don't

    Votes: 10 13.9%
  • 11) Come back when you have figured out everything

    Votes: 7 9.7%
  • 12) Splice failures

    Votes: 6 8.3%
  • 13) Humans, no longer animals

    Votes: 14 19.4%
  • 14) It didn't look like a special effect!

    Votes: 22 30.6%
  • 15) Modern medicine, hater of organs

    Votes: 12 16.7%
  • 16) Surely someone controls everything

    Votes: 10 13.9%
  • 17) Crisp notes

    Votes: 24 33.3%
  • 18) There must be hidden stuff!

    Votes: 10 13.9%
  • 19) How much is 1kg of dumb?

    Votes: 53 73.6%
  • 20) My brain wants Jew gassing

    Votes: 23 31.9%

  • Total voters
    72
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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Our illustrious June Winner.

I don't think moses would try copying stuff he had no clue of. And why would he copy gilgamesh in the first place? Moses probaby didn't even know this existed, they didnt have internet or computers back then so copying each other's stories would have been impossible.

Oh yea we do heap much scorn and derision upon thee...er thou...you. Whatever.

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--1--
And in this corner, wearing fuchsia shorts, is circular reasoning. In the other corner, in the grey shorts, is paranoia.
Lmao, NIST is a government agency.. Need I say more? Anyone who believes them is a sheep.
Does that mean my clocks, scales and rulers are wrong too?
No but NIST obviously had to put out that report to keep their jobs.
Prove it.
They're a government agency...
--2--
Because extraterrestrials on Earth is way easier to believe than NASA accomplishing anything.
Oh, you thought you were going to convince me that the moon landings were real when your too thick to even see that flying saucers are real?
--3--
You conveniently left out that my totally racist ideas aren't actually racist because.....war.
You were considered a racist because you claimed it was natural to be suspicious of someone with an Arabic-sounding name. That's racism.
You conveniently left out during an act of war committed by attackers, all of which were muslim with mid-eastern names.
--4--
Wanted: eager writer with good imagination. Must be willing to take money from the mentally unwell. John Carpenter fans desirable.
You guys would actually spend good money on this garbage? Astonishing.
What “garbage”, exactly, are you referring to? We would spend a good deal more money on a whistleblower who presented some hard evidence to expose the 911 perpeTRAITORS – Israeli Zionist Slimeballs or Fed Stooges. I fear, however, that there are more ALIEN critters among us than most of us realize. Remember, THEY LIVE – and many of THEM look just like us (after some clever genetic re-engineering)
--5--
Moon Falconry will be an awesome sport once we import an atmosphere.
Ok, let me ask the believers for their opinions as to why naughty NASA used a falcon feather?

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on earth. When not hunting, this bird generally flies between 40 and 60 mph. However, when diving to catch its prey, the peregrine falcon can reach speeds of up to 220 mph. What allows it to reach such high speeds when other birds cannot? The peregrine falcon has many features that set it apart from other birds, making it one of the deadliest predators out there.
The feathers of the peregrine falcon also contribute to its high speeds. The feathers are slim and stiff, reducing the drag that can be caused by loose limp feathers.
--6--
Oh for those days before 9/11 when we could laugh at the police and their search warrants. Way fewer imposter Presidents protecting aliens too.
It was the bogey man Bin Laden and his pack of vicious freedom haters! And they’re everywhere! Which we now know is ********.

And you saw the results. Over a decade of never to be ended wars were initiated. Totalitarian measures waiting to be made into law flew into place, as departments and agencies sprung up everywhere. Now the western world’s police have become heavily armed militia with search and seizure powers and even incarceration and assassination with no recourse of any kind.

And how fitting that an unknown non-American who was swept into power using the same techniques should possibly preside over such a grand deception as Project Blue Beam!
--7--
Yo Dawg! I heard you like original data. So I put some original data inside your original data then put that inside some matryoshka dolls.
You cant use the original to enhance the original you only end up with the same original, if the original is better than the original after the original was updated the data must of come from something that was not the original, so you would end up with not the original but a tapered tape with no original to see what was altered or faked.
--8--
So what government agency do I write to in order to get physics altered so I can build my new home addition out of cardboard?
It makes me laugh how you go on about physics and truth..

Have you not yet realized that the PTB can create what ever "physics" suit them.

Like I say NIST think that physics and two terroist flown planes brought the world trade center towers down by them selves.. Do you also believe that?
--9--
Everyone knows that digital stupidity is faster.
ONLY light travels @ lightspeed.....
if analog was lightspeed SUPERFAST at transmitting data why then would we switch to digital ??

(care to answer)

according to tg, downloading the same song in WAV (radio wave) is faster then MP3 (digital)
--10--
Well the Seven Years War did leave Antarctica totally untouched. I guess that war was run by a regional bank.
Crash of 1907, "solve" it with World War 1.

Crash of 1929, "solve" it with World War 2.

Crash of 2008 and the US and Wall Street are well on their way to "solving" it with World War 3, at present wars against ten nations on two continents.

Prior to the creation of the Federal Reserve, there was no such thing as a World War.
--11--
Yeah, until geologists confirm how "hot spots" form I will continue to believe that rock fairies create the landscape.
Don't go. I believe God assembled them from space particles though I don't know how. I don't even understand my concept of God, but my understanding of genetics implies to me square one had to have a creator.

So evolutionists pick up their certainty millions of years down the road and the original questions are still left to study? To me that's convenient.
--12--
I'll take "because they failed at the freaking splices" for a thousand Alex.
Here's a picture of WTC7 showing per above; perimeter columns buckle at a small angle and failure at the splices.
Can someone tell me how those columns could have been sheared so evenly?
--13--
Sigh....in my day we didn't need any newfangled internet to learn incorrect things.
Sigh...

Humans are human beings - they are not animals.

We have really failed you - it seems.

Maybe I'm getting old (i'm only 35) - but my generation knew this stuff - we didn't have to learn it on an internet forum.
--14--
Darn it. If only we had outsourced the design of the lander to a special effects company.
I just can't get over that moon lander. The Millenium Falcon looks much more like a space ship, and that was made of wood. Useless.
--15--
Oh you got a tummy ache? Well out comes the spleen! What do you mean you want an MRI first? You need science to build those and we hate science!
Medicine is not "science", it falls into the category of health care technology. The core theory behind mainstream medicine is the suppression of symptoms or the removal of organs -- this is not "updating"
--16--
So, because the POTUS cannot control all people all the time surely there must be someone else who can. Screw free will.
By virtue of being the head of government of a superpower (currently the only superpower in the world), Barack Obama is, perhaps, the most powerful person on earth. The September 11, 2001 attacks indicate that the head of government of a superpower is, perhaps, not the most powerful person on earth. If Barack Obama is not the most powerful person on earth than someone else, perhaps, is the most powerful person on earth. If someone else is the most powerful person on earth than there is, perhaps, an entity that is above the 192 governments. If there is an entity that is above the 192 governments then that entity would be a hyperpower.
--17--
I haven't given it much thought but it just occured to me that I would believe in this much more if you would send me £233 in £5 notes.
If we start with £87 in crisp £5 notes and someone wants to borrow £51, the total money in circulation becomes £138. But there is still only £87 in used tenners. The rest is debt. If one person had control of the money and engineered the creation of the debt, they would have £138 in buying power.

These ideas have only just occurred to me. Not being interested in such things, I don't give them much thought.
--18--
Weird stuff that can't be seen but is presumed to exist is always better than the obvious weird stuff like Mary Poppins killing Voldemort.
[D]irector Danny Boyle did a very intelligent job of hiding (occulting) whatever it was that was hidden.
--19--
I don't know, is 1kg of stupid heavier than 1kg of the dumb?
Is it right they made the 1kg hammer from aluminium to save weight ?
--20--
This little grey patch behind the amygdala is the "wants to believe in gassing Jews" mound. We have no idea why evolution selected for it.
Gassing did take place in these camps, some were dedicated to gassing Jewish people.
They only told you that as your brain couldn't accept that it didn't happen.
 
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So many good Stundies. I'm particularly proud because I finally have one in the finals, and is it ever a good one (#1). 19 and 20 still make me giggle.
 
The Stunami rolls ever onwards.

7 makes my head hurt, 9 for the analogue WAV file, and 19 is like a zen Koan of stupidity.
 
I really hope 19 was meant as a joke.
Its going to win by a wide margin, Im not voting for it because it may have been said in jest.
 
I've only recently stumbled onto the Stundies, and man, they brighten my day!

It's gotta be #19 - while others are good, and some are just inspired (I'm also a fan of 13) that is just wonderful!
 
19 is good to be sure, but it comes off as more of a temporary brain fart than anything. But 14...14 is true art. It sums up the entire CT mindset in a single sentence. 14 couldn't have been the result of temporary confusion, lack of sleep, or poor communication--only a truly "special" mind could have come up with that.

"It can't be real, because it doesn't look the way Hollywood told me it would look" --Summary of every CT in the history of ever.
 
Hell of a crop this time; it's been a long time since we've had one as good as number 19. I'm surprised number 8 isn't getting more love though. I mean come on. "They" create and control physics? That's brilliant.
 
Hell of a crop this time; it's been a long time since we've had one as good as number 19. I'm surprised number 8 isn't getting more love though. I mean come on. "They" create and control physics? That's brilliant.

Astounding as it may be, its essentially what a poster on "the Blackvault" told me a few years ago after I did calculations on how fast dust would settle on Earth vs. the Moon.

Which is why I felt drawn, compelled even, to vote for #8.
 
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