johnny karate
... and your little dog too.
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In what bizarro world is a guy carrying a gun and walking a Rottweiler, who is described by his neighbors as "being out on patrol" at the time, not on patrol? Are K9 police units not checking for drugs if the dog does his business at some point?
That's a good point. Because according to the geniuses in this thread, if you are accompanied by a dog, you are officially and only "Walking the dog" and all other simultaneous activities are rendered nonexistent. Unless, of course, you are also chewing gum, at which point you are just "Chewing gum".
So to recap:
A person is only "On patrol" if they are patrolling and doing absolutely nothing else.
A person on patrol and walking the dog is only "Walking the dog" and no longer considered to be "On Patrol", because that would be impossible.
And a person on patrol, walking the dog, and chewing gum is only "Chewing Gum", because again, it is utterly impossible for a person to engage in two or more simultaneous activities.