Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

[Steve]

I Don't Know's On Third



Dearie me, yes! Peanut starts with a P, and so does Plutonium, which rhymes with Pandemonium, and they all start with a P which rhymes with T and that stands for Trouble. Oh, ya got lots and lots of trouble, folks, right here in River City! Friends, the idle brain is the Devil's....

I am feeling overwrought due to my fears of being blown into atoms. I think I will go play my ukulele very quietly for a while.

There is a guy in another thread in Community who just got an accordian. Maybe you could get together.....

And thanks for the extra info on squirrels.

 

[LightinDarkness]

I admit I haven't read the entire thread, but I do love watching the train wreck in progress as OP encounters the cognitive dissonance of what is reality vs. what we all know will be a failed prediction. But do we have a betting pool yet on what the "out" will be when the Olympic games are held and everything is fine? We all know OP isn't going to admit that this whole thing was a delusion, there will be some way to rationalize it.

I think my pick is going to be that there WAS going to a nuclear war and cancelled Olympics, but due to the tireless and heroic efforts of the Warriors of God praying around the world against it, God has shown us His mercy and war is averted! That is usually one of their favorite ways to rationalize the 100% failure rate on gloom and doom.

 

[Astreja]

Dearie me, yes! Peanut starts with a P, and so does Plutonium, which rhymes with Pandemonium, and they all start with a P which rhymes with T and that stands for Trouble. Oh, ya got lots and lots of trouble, folks, right here in River City! Friends, the idle brain is the Devil's....

Aside from the fact that Plutonium rhymes better with Newtonian (which doesn't start with a P unless you spell it Pnewtonian), that's great.

But now I have 76 Trombones stuck in My head... For the second time this week.

I am feeling overwrought due to my fears of being blown into atoms. I think I will go play my ukulele very quietly for a while.

Hang on, BSM... (Springy G grabs "Dr. Venkman," Her Ibanez RG, and plugs it through a fuzz pedal and a wah-wah pedal before cranking the amp to 11).

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, Talking Snakes™ and aeroplanes - Springy G is not afraid...

If we live through all these Wednesdays of Doom, Michael Stipe is -so- going to have words with Me...

 

[Elizabeth I]

Now serving number 12. Number 12, please.

There is still another Wednesday before the 2012 Olympic Games officially open on 07-27. It is 07-25. The war that He says maybe this date. We will wait and see.

Nope. I asked about July 25 and you said absolutely, positively not. You don't get to come back now and say, "We-e-e-lll, maybe it could be the 25th."

I see a sign of moving goal posts. PC here is another "out" for you when next Wednesday comes and goes without a Nuclear War. After the Olympic Games, there will be the Paraolympic games which gives you a few more Wednesdays to play with.

Then when that comes and goes without incident, you can start thinking about the 2014 Winter Olympics and reinterpret everything said to you to fit that into your nonsense. You can keep this stuff going for the rest of your wasted life and maintain the faith. After all there are Olympics every 2 - 4 years,

Norm

Or the Special Olympics. I think there must be a local Special Olympics going on somewhere just about every week.

 

[rickps]

If the war does not start today, either in the Philippines or in the US, then I am wrong in choosing the Cancer dates. I sincerely apologize to you.

There is still another Wednesday before the 2012 Olympic Games officially open on 07-27. It is 07-25. The war that He says maybe this date. We will wait and see.

When I see a crash I feel a sense of horror, fascination and sadness all at the same time. That is how I feel now as I watch you struggling with those goalposts.

 

[George 152]

Now serving number 12. Number 12, please.


Nope. I asked about July 25 and you said absolutely, positively not. You don't get to come back now and say, "We-e-e-lll, maybe it could be the 25th."



Or the Special Olympics. I think there must be a local Special Olympics going on somewhere just about every week.

You've cracked it.
PeaceCrusader will use that as an out...

 

[George 152]

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@AdMan, #1907

Yes, I will concede defeat when I wrote that. I was thinking that the prophesied nuclear World War III will occur under the sign of Cancer. The middle of the year this year is July 1, a day under Cancer. But it may not happen this 07-18 as it is about to end in the US and no nuclear war yet. We will wait and see.

There is still one Wednesday left, 07-25, before the Opening of the 2012 Olympic Games. The Holy Spirit said that this year’s Games will not be held. It removed my picking up the Wednesday in the middle of the year under the zodiac sign of Cancer, which you may say is a Pagan thing (astrology).

Have you thought about polystyrene goalposts ?
And a wheelbarrow
Much lighter goalposts for the number of moves you're subjecting them to...
Don't want you to strain both your back and our sensibilities.
BTW when do you run away ?

 

[IMST]

We're fast running out of Wednesday here on the west coast of the US. Why couldn't nuclear holocaust have come right after Seattle drew level with Chelsea in the stupid friendly we're running tonight?

 

[blue sock monkey]

Aside from the fact that Plutonium rhymes better with Newtonian (which doesn't start with a P unless you spell it Pnewtonian), that's great.

You caught me--my knowledge of the elements begins and ends with earth, fire, water and air. Once a pagan, always a pagan, I guess.

But now I have 76 Trombones stuck in My head... For the second time this week.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Hang on, BSM... (Springy G grabs "Dr. Venkman," Her Ibanez RG, and plugs it through a fuzz pedal and a wah-wah pedal before cranking the amp to 11).

<sniff> Okay. I'm better now. Really I am.

<tries to crank amp way up to 13 & breaks the switch; tiny mushroom cloud rises forlornly from equipment> Oopsie.

 

[PeaceCrusader]

When I see a crash I feel a sense of horror, fascination and sadness all at the same time. That is how I feel now as I watch you struggling with those goalposts.

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@rickps, #1925

Am I not allowed to express my views of what the Holy Spirit said? Since the Holy Spirit said that the 2012 Olympic Games will not be held, and since this year is a leap year, I said that the four Wednesdays under the zodiac sign of Cancer are 06-27, 07-04, 07-11, and 07-18. Most likely, I said, of the four dates, the world war would happen on 07-04 because that is the Independence Day of the US. It is a public holiday and people would not be at work. This would be the best time to sneak attack the US. It is like during the 1973 Arab-Israel War when the Arabs attacked Israel on Yom Kippur which was a holy day and a public holiday. Someone added the Tet Offensive in 1968 during the Vietnam War. Logical, isn’t it?

The predicted war did not happen on 07-04. Same with 07-11. So, there is one left – 07-18. I said that it must happen on this last and fourth Wednesday of Cancer. This 07-18 is about to end in mainland US and still no nuclear war. So all the Cancer dates are or will be gone. Then we eliminate them.

But there is still one Wednesday left before the Opening of the 2012 Olympic Games – 07-25. This maybe it. What is happening now at the South China Sea maybe that military flashpoint. Please Google for news that is happening there. We will wait and see. I do not find anything to “move the goalpost” anymore.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Aisle 5. Cleanup on Aisle 5.


It seems someone knocked over a whole shelf full of 'umble pie, then slipped in it and skidded into the dairy section and knocked over sixty-two dozen eggs. Yes, it's both humble pie and egg all over his face at the same time. (Couldn't logically fit a crow into that narrative - where's Tragic Monkey when you really need him?)

So NYC (EDT) is showing about 11:10 PM. In all fairness to His Holy Spiritness, I guess we have to wait another six or seven hours before we can all relax and be certain that the threat has passed.

But wait,... There's More! For a limited time, Teh Faithful will be allowed to avail themselves of yet another Dread Wednesday. That's right folks. If you pray in to our 900 line hotline right now, we'll extend this gruesome sadistic webathon for another seven days, bringing into play the previously eliminated First Wednesday in Leo. (PeaceCrusader can work up something ominous about lions to make it as unconvincing as the "Cancer Connection", I'm sure.)

And when that Dread Wednesday (#5 out of 4) passes, why he'll just tell us that he misunderstood and the Olympics aren't really going to be fully cancelled, but will be partially complete when WWIII breaks out in the Spratlys on Aug 1 or even Aug 8. So fasten your seatbelts, girls. It's going to be a bumpy ride for another three whole weeks.

But the clock continues ticking, PeaceCrusader. You made a muddled prediction of when WWIII would break out, but you were and still are very clear that Jeebus' ghost told you there will be no 2012 Olympics. And those Olympics are just 'round the bend....

8 Days and Counting Down...

 

[PeaceCrusader]

We're fast running out of Wednesday here on the west coast of the US. Why couldn't nuclear holocaust have come right after Seattle drew level with Chelsea in the stupid friendly we're running tonight?

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@IMST, #1928

Yes, 07-18 is about to be finished in the mainland. No nuclear holocaust yet. Please read my reply to rickps.

 

[Foolmewunz]

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@IMST, #1928

Yes, 07-18 is about to be finished in the mainland. No nuclear holocaust yet. Please read my reply to rickps.

Six.

There are six time zones in the USA. Midnight is just coming to the East Coast. There are at least six more hours for your gruesome prediction to come true.

Mind, that would probably assume some sort of activity in China, and there's not a thing going on in China at the moment. Air traffic is running normally, there are no large troop deployments going on, there's been no call-up of the 170,000,000 "reserves".... nada. Zilch. Rien. Zip.

So was your Soothsayer wrong? Or are you shouldering the blame for this, yourself?

 

[IMST]

Am I not allowed to express my views of what the Holy Spirit said?

Seattle 2-4 Chelsea. One major injury. One unhappy IMST

You are absolutely allowed to express you views. Likewise, we're allowed to laugh at you and your views. We've been laughing for approaching 2000 posts now. You're one of the funniest things to happen to this forum in a long time.

 

[Astreja]

The predicted war did not happen on 07-04. Same with 07-11. So, there is one left – 07-18. I said that it must happen on this last and fourth Wednesday of Cancer. This 07-18 is about to end in mainland US and still no nuclear war. So all the Cancer dates are or will be gone. Then we eliminate them. {emphasis Mine}

But there is still one Wednesday left before the Opening of the 2012 Olympic Games – 07-25. This maybe it.

Your attempt to move the goalposts is rejected. You and your blind false prophet and your imaginary Holy Spirit will all fail at exactly the moment I predicted earlier in this thread... When the last clock on Earth clicks over to Thursday, July 19, 2012.

 

[Astreja]

<tries to crank amp way up to 13 & breaks the switch; tiny mushroom cloud rises forlornly from equipment> Oopsie.

I assert that it's generally a bad idea to engage in guitar-versus-electric-ukulele duels with the Goddess of Random Equipment Malfunctions. Props for the effort, though - Not even Nigel Tufnel tried for 13.

 

[PeaceCrusader]

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Here is Part 1 of the session we had with the Holy Spirit (Ama, when capitalized in Filipino means God the Father) two months ago (2012-05) at Baliwag, Bulacan, Philippines:

Aristeo: Tama po ba yaon, Ama, na ang pinakamayaman dito sa daigdig ay Pilipinas?
Ama: Tama iyon.
Aristeo: Napakayaman kaya pinag-aawayan.
Anita Perez: Kaya nga ang tawag ay “Pearl of the Orient”.

Here is its translation to English:
Aristeo: Is that right, Ama, that the richest [nation] here on earth is the Philippines?
Ama: That is right.
Aristeo: Very rich that is why they are fighting over it.
Anita Perez: That is why it is called “Pearl of the Orient”.

 

[AdMan]

20120719.1355

Here is Part 1 of the session we had with the Holy Spirit (Ama, when capitalized in Filipino means God the Father) two months ago (2012-05) at Baliwag, Bulacan, Philippines:

Aristeo: Tama po ba yaon, Ama, na ang pinakamayaman dito sa daigdig ay Pilipinas?
Ama: Tama iyon.
Aristeo: Napakayaman kaya pinag-aawayan.
Anita Perez: Kaya nga ang tawag ay “Pearl of the Orient”.

Here is its translation to English:
Aristeo: Is that right, Ama, that the richest [nation] here on earth is the Philippines?
Ama: That is right.
Aristeo: Very rich that is why they are fighting over it.
Anita Perez: That is why it is called “Pearl of the Orient”.

So what? An old fraud making up nonsense is not convincing. We've already seen she's not very good at prophecies.

 

[Robrob]

20120719.1355

Here is Part 1 of the session we had with the Holy Spirit (Ama, when capitalized in Filipino means God the Father) two months ago (2012-05) at Baliwag, Bulacan, Philippines:

Aristeo: Tama po ba yaon, Ama, na ang pinakamayaman dito sa daigdig ay Pilipinas?
Ama: Tama iyon.
Aristeo: Napakayaman kaya pinag-aawayan.
Anita Perez: Kaya nga ang tawag ay “Pearl of the Orient”.

Here is its translation to English:
Aristeo: Is that right, Ama, that the richest [nation] here on earth is the Philippines?Ama: That is right.
Aristeo: Very rich that is why they are fighting over it.
Anita Perez: That is why it is called “Pearl of the Orient”.

Uh, yeah...

 

[IMST]

Seriously, PC. Come up with some, any, metric by which the Philippines are anywhere near richest. I see 32 range for gross GDP and 120-130 range for per capita.