This would be a more persuasive comparison if, in addition to your dog walking ritual you were also the self-appointed captain of your Neighborhood Watch and had made dozens of phone calls to the police from the neighborhood in the past couple of years reporting your concerns about suspicious activities in the area.
I don't.
Three streets. Three!
Hell, as much neighborhood watching as he seems to have been doing he should know the names of all the people on all of the (three) streets ... and all their dogs' names too.
Okay. Maybe that was a bit of hyperbole, but I still ain't buyin' it.
But you hear him having trouble giving directions , multiple times, right in the phone call. To me, either he really does have trouble with it or he faked not being able to give those directions to preemptively set up a murder defense. That stumbling is the only reason why I give it credence.