Other terrible things we can do to generate jobs:
Annihilate Bolivia
Down in South America is this supposed nation called Bolivia. Now this place might not even be real having just been invented for the purposes of giving us an infuriatingly ambiguous ending to Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid. So who would really care if America went in and killed every single man, woman and child there? Doing so would inevitably lead to the need for replacement armored fighting vehicles, helicopters and loads of new infantry armaments. And that all means, jobs, jobs, jobs.
Why would we be doing this? Beats me. Revenge for that movie?
Blow up the Moon
Since the dawn of time (for Republicans this means 6,000 years ago) the moon has sat up there mocking us by existing and defying the weapons of drunken rednecks in their attempts to destroy it with rocks/slings/spears/shotguns. Now think of how many people we could employ if we made it a national goal to fly people up there, carve out huge caverns, plant huge new nuclear weapons then blow that giant affront to our control of the universe to pieces.
The downside is that this might lead to the end of humanity but you know that just means we all avoid that darned Rapture thing.
Child Incinerators
This would be doubly good as building the incinerators leads to loads of construction jobs and burning America's children alive would generate electricity. What's not to love about this?
Release a supervirus
Nothing might motivate the public to work together more than some super disease that combines the terrible afflictions of Ebola with the ease of contraction of the common cold. Three out of five supervillians probably already have a version in their freezer right next to their favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's. All America would need to do is pay them to release it somewhere no one cares about......have we already destroyed Bolivia yet? Okay....so maybe Turkmenistan because that hardly sounds like a real country's name.
For anyone still alive after all this there would be jobs, jobs, jobs.....or maybe just a Mad Max dystopia but it would all be the same to the 1% who would be pretty much fine out in their massive compounds where they hunt survivors of all this crap for sport. They'd need something to pass the time having already sent their kids to the child incinerators for more profits.