Jaba said:
#5 isn't quite as obvious to me -- but that's mostly because of the implied requirement made by the church that the labs not express their dissatisfaction in the official documents...
#5 is an accusation of fraud. Such accusations in the absence of proof are called libel or slander, depending on how you go about making them.
As for #4, why would any of these labs "...want desparately to be involved"? Dating labs have MONTHS of back-log. I once asked if a thermolumenesence sample could be "rushed" for a higher price (something labs frequently do) and got laughed at. I mean, literally laughed at--the person's coworker apparently came in from across the hall to see what was so funny. Right now, in at least some dating techniques it's a seller's market, and they're turning down customers. Why would they be desparate to get involved with something that's so obviously going to have such major political backlash? Why not stick to dating less politicized archaeological artifacts? It makes no sense when you look at it with any knowledge of the system involved!
It also, by the way, isn't a complete thought.
#1 assumes that the Church is hopelessly stupid and didn't believe what you believe. After all, why worry about dating something you know full well to be ancient? I don't worry about people dating my fossils--my dates are well-constrained, and if I'm wrong that has some really, really cool implications. Similarly, if the Church knew the shroud to be Jesus' burrial cloth they'd have jumped on the chance to have it dated--it'd prove that at least there was some guy they could base their faith on! Instead, you posit a bunch of scared little rodents cowering at the thought that one of their relics may be wrong. Again, it makes no sense.
#2 is an attempt to re-brand standard archaeological practice as a negative. You NEVER want to destroy much of the artifact--you ALWAYS want to preserve as much as possible for the future researchers to look at.
#3 is mere speculation on the Church's motives, something you've yet to provide any evidence for.
- Obviously, I could be wrong, but neither I nor my suggestions are stupid.
Not stupid, just hopelessly biased, slanderous, and devoid of any supporting information or knowledge of the systems in question.