Gingrich throws the towel

[Monketi Ghost]

What a colossal jerk he is. Especially in light of his arrogant attacks on Obama. A narcissist without a hint of irony.

Agreed.

To think I was once a fan.

To think, you were. What was it again that attracted you to him? Not saying you were blinded by ideology, but I saw these things about him during the "Contract" period.

 

[varwoche]

Pardon the nitpick but:

The full expression would be: X throws in the towel.

If need be, you could shorten it to X throws in towel.

But not X throws the towel.

Carry on.

 

[angrysoba]

At the point when no clear front-runner emerged. Sure, the election isn't over yet...

No, they have to do that little formality called voting.

But complacent people don't vote so Obama could still be in trouble.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Pardon the nitpick but:

The full expression would be: X throws in the towel.

If need be, you could shorten it to X throws in towel.

But not X throws the towel.

Carry on.

Sweaty, nude Newt Gingrich hurls his sodden towel into the face of America, and laughs madly, gobbets of drool and chickenskin crumbs rolling down his jowls! Eyeballs bulging, ears writhing in a nearly sexual excitement, Gingrich exhorts America to choke upon the towel, to die in damp and malodorous clouds of politics! And as he strides away into the distance, buttocks quivering in majestic splendor, shiny with sweat, Gingrich declaims unto the people: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

 

[fishbob]

Eww.

 

[Skepticemea]

I wonder if Gingrich is aiming at Romney's open VP slot.

YUCK!

Oh, I see what you meant.

YUCK!

 

[Polaris]

Eww.

Not according to at least three women.

 

[Oliver]

YUCK!

Oh, I see what you meant.

YUCK!

I wonder if there is some kind of deal between them. What did you mean?