This is not the April Stundie nomination thread

abaddon said:
Your welcome. We shall shortly be moving on to huge bumble bee's opinion on matters.
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I'll be there!
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Have to nominate this one:

Bad Lieutenant said:
People not wanting to contract homosexuality (ie. people who have an interest in sexual reproduction (ie. nearly everybody)) should avoid and dismiss homosexuals and homosexuality. So homophobia is logical.
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You don't want to catch T3H GHEY, do you?
 
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Dessi said:
Have to nominate this one:

Bad Lieutenant said:
People not wanting to contract homosexuality (ie. people who have an interest in sexual reproduction (ie. nearly everybody)) should avoid and dismiss homosexuals and homosexuality. So homophobia is logical.
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You don't want to catch T3H GHEY, do you?
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It must be a particularly virulent strain. What with the overwhelming majority of straight people, you'd think T3H GHEYS would be more likely to catch T3H STR8, but they seem to be immune.
 
This comes from the blog Bigfoot Evidence, and though it isn't CT related, it's so damn funny that I thought it must be shared with all of you!


To set it up, they were out Bigfoot hunting and heard a strange howl....

We waited in silence again. Then, the howl! We waited, not knowing what to do. All of us were looking around at each other wondering if anyone was going to do something. Finally, the professor started forward toward the direction of the beast and we followed. We would stop and blast a call every once in a while, and every once in a while the call would be returned. Soon, the fear turned into excitement, but after a while we all started to notice that as we were moving towards the howl, the howl was also moving towards us!

This went on for about an hour and a half; moving, call-blasting, moving, howling, moving, and we started to get real close to it. We seemed to be converging on to a saddle in the landscape. It was sort of a triple-crowned saddle that left a huge wooded flat area in the middle. We knew that if it smelled us it might shy away so we had to move downwind of it. Thankfully, downwind also happened to be slightly uphill too! So that was nice, because we definitely didn’t want to be downhill of this monster! But as we were trying to get uphill/downwind of it, it was simultaneously moving uphill/downwind of us! So we were actually moving closer to each other at ever-increasing acute angles. In the middle of the flat area in the saddle was a large outcropping and on the other side of the outcropping was a clearing. It became clear that if we both continued on our respective courses, we would reach opposite sides of the outcropping, and that’s exactly how it happened.

When we reached the outcropping we let out a call-blast then moved around towards the clearing. By this point, the excitement had turned back into fear, and our movement had become painfully slow! My psychological health was truly taking a beating! About half way to the clearing our call was answered and we froze. It was just on the other side of the outcropping from us!

I have never been so scared in all my life! At this point I was going, “Where the hell is my gun? Why didn’t I bring a gun? What was I *********** thinking?” I didn’t actually own a gun at the time, but at that moment I truly wished I had! It didn’t matter that I had a big knife. It didn’t matter that I was with four big, mean dudes who also had knives. It just didn’t matter. I might as well have been alone and naked! Why hadn’t I brought a gun?

We stayed frozen for about five minutes and then started to move around towards the clearing again. Those last few steps were the hardest steps I’ve ever taken. I had to fight my screaming instinct to run for my life with every single step.

As we rounded the outcropping and came into the clearing we stopped dead in our tracks for a final time! Because there, in the clearing right in front of me, right in front of all of us, not ten feet away, was Austria’s premier Bigfoot research team with a tape-deck and a loud-speaker!

-Rabbit
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LogicFail said:
This comes from the blog Bigfoot Evidence, and though it isn't CT related, it's so damn funny that I thought it must be shared with all of you!
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Thank you for sharing. Made my day! :D
 
LogicFail said:
This comes from the blog Bigfoot Evidence, and though it isn't CT related, it's so damn funny that I thought it must be shared with all of you!


To set it up, they were out Bigfoot hunting and heard a strange howl....
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I don't know if that's a Stundie, but it definitely deserves some kind of award.

The Dick Cheney Hunter of the Year award?
 
It makes one wonder how often this happens !!! Especially now that the Finding Bigfoot show is so popular.
 
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