The tl;dr version is basically that some of the stuff in this list one could believe is true simply because it's blatantly obvious, like the Messiah being a Jew. Others like the massacre of the children are examples of a misreading or misunderstanding of existing "prophetic" works and others, like item 1 on this list, are examples of non-prophecies being turned into prophecies.
Well let's take a look at these prophecies:
Some list said:
1. Born of the seed of woman- Gen 3:15, Gal 4:4
Quite frankly this one is a given. Unless you happen to live in some parallel universe where men get pregnant like in that episode of
Red Dwarf.
That list again said:
2. Born of a virgin- Isa 7:14, Mt 1:18-25
Ah yes, this one. This one depends on whether you accept that the translation of that verse is indeed "virgin" and not "young woman". And if it is indeed a "young woman" then this falls under "blatantly obvious" considering the time period we're talking about.
Even more list said:
3. Seed of Abraham- Gen 22:18, Mt 1:1
Well first, I don't know how you can consider the Genesis verse to be a "prophecy". Unless you are saying that no other descendent of Abraham did anything, which if you believe the Bible is blatantly wrong, or are reading far more into what is written there. I'm guessing you've got a way to handwave away the contradiction between Isaiah 7:14 and Matthew 1:16 because if Jesus is not the son of Joseph then he also can't be a descendent of Abraham. As it stands so far 2 and 3 are mutually exclusive, so which one is correct?
A bunch of points from that list said:
4. Seed of Isaac- Gen 21:12, Lk 3:23+34
5. Seed of Jacob- Num 24:17, Lk 3:34
6. Seed of David- Jer 23:5, Lk 3:31
Ah yes, the other contradictory genealogy of Jesus. And don't bother trying to claim that one is Mary's and the other is Joseph's since both Matthew and Luke make it clear that their genealogies are of Joseph despite being contradictory.
I don't see how the Genesis verse is a "prophecy".
I would consider the Numbers verse to be an example of a failed prophecy especially when read in context since it is prophesying things that didn't happen. Perhaps the part where Jesus crushed the foreheads of Moab and the Shethite skulls was supposed to be in the sequel.
I would consider the Jeremiah prophecy to be another failed one since it's rather apparent that Jesus didn't reign as king.
Yet more list said:
7. Tribe of Judah- Gen 49:10, Rev 5:5
Jesus? A Jew? Well I never. I mean who would have thought that the messiah to the Jews would come from within the community? I sure as hell didn't. /sarcasm
Why couldn't this part of the list be point 7 so I could more easily group the genealogy bits? said:
8. Family line of Jesse- Isa 11:1, Lk 3:32
Oh look, another reference to Luke. Why is it that Luke is the authoritative genealogy while Matthew isn't?
And if Isaiah 11:1 was fulfilled then why didn't the stuff in 11:4-10 happen?
I would just like to point out that the mutual exclusivity of prophecies 2 and 3 also applies to prophecies 4-6 and 8. Either 2 is correct and by default prophecies 3-6, 8 are wrong, or 3-6, 8 are correct and 2 is wrong.
The list 2 said:
9. Born in Bethlehem- Mic 5:2, Mt 2:1-6
So we have the Matthew story of the
plot point census that was required to get Joseph to go to Bethlehem for some strange reason. And a Micah verse that read in context makes me wonder why the other stuff didn't happen in that chapter. Is it because by the time of Jesus the Assyrians were long gone and that made it irrelevant?
More shoehorning from the list said:
10. Herod kills the children- Jer 31:15,
Mt 2:16-18
Let's just ignore the fact that there's no evidence that the Matthew part actually happened, reading the Jeremiah verse in context suggests that it's not literally about children but the dispersion of the Jews after the Babylonians conquered Judah. I say this specifically because Jer 31:21 speaks of the people retuning to the lands that they were taken from.
Summary so far
So far we have at least two "prophecies" that are stupidly obvious, and one more that can be added depending on your interpretation. (1, 7; 2)
Six "prophecies" that are exclusive in a way that either one or five of them are wrong. (2-6, 8)
Two "prophecies" where the initial "prophecy" don't count as prophecies. (1, 4)
Four "prophecies" which predict things that didn't end up happening (5, 6, 8, 9)
One "prophecy" which when read in context has nothing to do with Jesus (10)
But there are still more "prophecies" to go:
The list said:
11. He pre-existed creation- Mic 5:21, Pet 1:20
I'd like to check the accuracy of this claim, I really would, unfortunately the Micah verse does not seem to exist in my Bible, or any of the online ones either.
Wherein psalms are quoted said:
12. He shall be called Lord- Ps 110:1, Acts 2:36
How do we know that this psalm is referring to Jesus? This "prophecy" is a perfect example of using the Bible to prove the Bible, the only evidence we actually have that this is true is because the cited Acts passage says so.
Where we learn "Jesus" means "Immanuel" even though it doesn't said:
13. Called Immanuel (God with us)- Isa 7:14, Mt 1:22-23
It's Isaiah 7:14 again. What fun. This one really relies on Matthew though. Somehow, according to Matthew, Jesus, is somehow equivalent to "Immanuel" despite the fact that he's never called "Immanuel" after that passage.
Prophety list said:
14. Prophet- Deut 18:18-19, Acts 3:18-25
Oh wow, a passage from Deuteronomy that is fulfilled by nearly everyone who has a book named after them in the Old Testament and even more among the characters within. If anything all this says is that a holy book will contain a greater number of prophets within compared to any given book that isn't about prophets.
Priestly list said:
15. Priest- Ps 110:4, Heb 5:5-6
It's Psalm 110 again, only slightly later in the psalm. And it's the one about Melchizedek. The thing that confuses me is how exactly the Hebrews verse shows that the psalms verse is fulfilled. Hell logically verse 6 doesn't follow from verse 5.
Judgedly list said:
16. Judge- Isa 33:22, Jn 5:22-23
Isaiah is referring to God in this passage. And what's even stranger is that the John passage actually contradicts the Isaiah passage by saying that God isn't a judge but his son, who is also God, is a judge which comes across as a paradox that kind of explains why
Arianism was a popular theological school of thought for several centuries.
Kingly list said:
17. King- Ps 2:6, Jn 18:33-37
Jesus pretty much denies that he's a King in John. How exactly can you say that this is a fulfilled prophecy?
Spiritually annointed list said:
18. Anointed by the Spirit- Isa 11:2, Mt 3:16-17
The only evidence that we have that this happened is the Bible. We have no way of proving either way that the events in Matthew, Mark and Luke actually happened so you can't say that it was fulfilled as much as I can say that it didn't happen.
Zealous list said:
19. His zeal for God- Ps 69:9, Jn 2:15-17
The cite from Psalms is from a larger piece about being delivered from persecution but the way it's worded suggests that this "prophecy" could be fulfilled by pretty much any person that's zealous towards God in the history of people being zealous towards God. The John passage suggests that the disciples didn't know their psalms very well.
Summary for this section
You may have noticed that I didn't really talk about the "prophecies" in this section. That's because of the nine prophecies in this section, only one, number 18 comes anything close to a "prophecy" and is one that nobody except Jesus can prove true. Every other "prophecy" in this section are just verses that have been turned into "prophecies" after the fact, either by the gospel authors themselves or by others later on trying to show the "prophetic nature" of Jesus' appearance. The fact that what we're seeing here is a bunch of out of context verses being pushed as "prophecies" really suggests that a lot of barrel scraping had to happen in order to show that "prophecies" have been fulfilled.
I might go through the rest of the list but I'm bored now.