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Meditation Journal

I am going to go for a 3-mile run later, then I will do some pullups. I already don't drink coffee. I am more enlightened than you.
 
I installed a sink.

The sink is white. The wall is white. On the surface, that is. Under the surface is mostly gray and brown; I know that because I had to open it up to strengthen the part the sink hangs on.

The floor is brown. I installed that last week.

My meditation technique may be inferior. But on the other hand, it's gradually adding a new master bathroom to my here and now. So I guess it's actually pretty powerful.

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
Myriad said:
I installed a sink.

The sink is white. The wall is white. On the surface, that is. Under the surface is mostly gray and brown; I know that because I had to open it up to strengthen the part the sink hangs on.

The floor is brown. I installed that last week.

My meditation technique may be inferior. But on the other hand, it's gradually adding a new master bathroom to my here and now. So I guess it's actually pretty powerful.

Respectfully,
Myriad
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I made chicken kiev tonight. It was pretty powerful on the garlic side of things.

I guess nobody will want to sit near me tomorrow.

I shall enjoy the solitude.
 
Myriad can do his type of meditation at my place any time. I guess that makes him not only enlightened but recognized by others as superior!
 
nowornever said:
Wow. I did 300 more prostrations so 540 today. I perspire a lot and going to take a shower. No coffee or black tea for 3 days :) Exercise or rather practice gives natural energy.
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Find a pond. Get an eyedropper. Get a drop of pond water. Get a microscope, Look at the pond water under the microscope. I promise that what you're going to find is more enlightening then any meditative exercise.
 
Thank you for your wonderful meditations you share with others. By doing so we strengthen the possibility of continueing the practice. As an eminent teacher said "If you promise something, you must do it!"

I did 5x108 half-prostrations this morning and hence no need for coffee or black tea.
 
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I sat at 10.30 and 12.10 today.

#1 10:30am-11am Greenwich Meant Time
#2 12:10pm-1pm GMT
 
nowornever said:
I sat at 10.30 and 12.10 today.

#1 10:30am-11am Greenwich Meant Time
#2 12:10pm-1pm GMT
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We don't care. You silly posts are not gripping. We are in a state of non-grippedness. Do you have anything remotely sensible to say? Otherwise we should just end the thread here.
 
dafydd-you do not meditate, all can see it. why on earth then do you answer meditation threads? Sir-do what you are good at. Since not at meditating then deal with something else. How come you not yet unterstand it? Loook at yourself closer... We are begging...
 
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nowornever said:
dafydd-you do not meditate, all can see it. why on earth then do you answer meditation threads? Sir-do what you are good at. Since not at meditating then deal with something else. How come you not yet unterstand it? Loook at yourself closer... We are begging...
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You have no idea what I do or do not do.
 
nowornever said:
dafydd-you do not meditate, all can see it. why on earth then do you answer meditation threads? Sir-do what you are good at. Since not at meditating then deal with something else. How come you not yet unterstand it? Loook at yourself closer... We are begging...
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If no one answered, would you speak?
 
nowornever said:
I sat at 10.30 and 12.10 today.

#1 10:30am-11am Greenwich Meant Time
#2 12:10pm-1pm GMT
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I sat on my throne this morning at about 8:30am for quite some time.
Then, again, about two hours later.

Haven eaten Mexican cuisine the previous evening tends to prompt me to do that.

You may call it meditation if you wish.

V.
 
Verde-sitting is sitting. Thank you for sharing your practice. You practise throne-sitting.

I practise after-thone sitting. Last night after coming back from my throne I sat for 30 min before sleeping. Everything was so quiet and at night time passes so quickly in meditation. Do it sometimes and you will see.
 
nowornever said:
Verde-sitting is sitting. Thank you for sharing your practice. You practise throne-sitting.

I practise after-thone sitting. Last night after coming back from my throne I sat for 30 min before sleeping. Everything was so quiet and at night time passes so quickly in meditation. Do it sometimes and you will see.
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"Either ***** or get off the pot."

-Buddha
 
I sat 90 min today 11GMT-12.30GMT. After that I had benediction for a few hours. 30 min bad, 50 min better, 90 min the best. I have never done it before. I reccomment it.
 
nowornever said:
Wow. I did 300 more prostrations so 540 today. I perspire a lot and going to take a shower. No coffee or black tea for 3 days :) Exercise or rather practice gives natural energy.
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Can you stand on your head while pissing?
 
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