your premise that we believe that the holocaust was a hoax perpetuated by a secret society of Jews hell bent on world domination isn't exactly accurate.
That is exactly what some of us believe. Speak for yourself ! I'll tell your their name, the World Jewish Congress. Their leader, Rabbi Schlomo (?) Wise. Read Butz for crying out loud.
Saggy, I would never presume to speak for you. If you believe there is a secret society of Jews behind the holocaust, explain how this conspiracy works. Explain how all the Jews in the world communicate with each other and coordinate their actions without the non-Jews finding out about it. Please try to make up something more cogent than the "euphemistic" theory of Nazi communication that allowed them to carry out the extermination program in secret.
My opinion is that it's less of a hoax than it is the world's most successful urban myth.
Absolute nonsense and it's easy to demonstrate - there is a hoax gas chamber at Auschwitz, also one at Majdanek, that the holohoax authorities show to the public everyday and make the completely idiotic claims that Jews were gassed in rooms with large glass windows. We know what these rooms really were, they know what they were. They are lying. That is a hoax, not an 'urban myth'. The urban myth idea is complete idiocy. Read Heddesheimer for crying out loud. Urban myths don't introduce themselves in the NYT.
IIRC, Heddesheimer doesn't explain how a detailed holocaust was planned in advance and then implemented. Maybe I should read it again but I don't recall learning anything you can't find out from reading the NYT archives. Every few years starting in early 1900's there would be some press report (often at the behest of the WJC) about millions of Jews suffering in Europe. Six million was a popular number if a specific number was given. Sometimes they were starving. Sometimes they were being intentionally killed. Sometimes they were just having a rough time. Whatever it was, Jews in Europe were in trouble so Americans needed to help. Palestine was sometimes a solution but money was always welcome. American Jews would pony up some cash and be joined by the occasional non-Jews. The crisis would drop out of the newspapers and then resurface a few years later. This went on for forty years or so and nobody outside of the Jewish community really paid any attention. Then, along comes World War II to provide a perfect storm where the United States and fought and defeated an openly anti-Semitic nation and was more than willing to accept that anything bad about the Germans was true. The treatment of the Jews was just one more thing the US could use to bash the Germans so they picked up what the WJC had been whining about for years and ran with it. That's not a conspiracy.
First of all, if the Jews were going for world domination, how would being slaughtered by the millions help them achieve that goal? Second, if the Jews faked their own genocide by manufacturing the millions of pieces of evidence that they were slaughtered by the millions and they were able to put all those pieces of evidence in precisely the right locations all over the world to be discovered so that all the non-Jews in the world would be convinced that something as big as the holocaust happened when it didn't, wouldn't the Jews already control the world?
Someone has stolen Dogzilla's brain. Please return it.
Yes, please do. Because I'm having trouble understanding how a Jewish conspiracy is necessary for the myth of the holocaust. Explain how the Jews decide which Jew is in charge. Explain how the different branches of Judaism decide who is Jewish and who isn't and how they decide which Jews will be in on the conspiracy and who will be left out. Explain how they decide what constitutes the holocaust and what constitutes denial of it. Just how exactly does it all work? Remember, no euphemisms and no secret language. You can't say the Jews issue their orders verbally, that they never write anything down, or they destroy all the evidence after they're through. And don't even mention the use of telepathy.