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My anecdotal claims

Then there was the time I was driving to the store and I had a super-vivid vision. I saw a vision of crime happening on the street. A bus was surrounded by cop cars and a criminal was getting dragged off of the bus by cops.

So I did my shopping and then when I was driving away about 10 minutes later I saw the exact same scene taking place. I watched it as I drove past, exactly as I saw in my vision. The cops, the bus, the guy getting dragged off, everything unfolded just as I had seen.
 
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Limbo said:
Thank ye, bro.

Then there was the time when I was camping I was swallowed up by the mountain. God was there. When he grabbed me I became a finger on his hand. Then I became him. Then me again. It was quite a rush.

Then the Goddess helped me out of the mountain. I had a hell of a time finding my way back to camp in my underwear.
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"Don't take the brown acid..."
 
Limbo said:
Then there was the time I was driving to the store and I had a super-vivid vision. I saw a vision of crime happening on the street. A bus was surrounded by cop cars and a guy was getting dragged off of it by cops.

So I did my shopping and then when I was driving away about 10 minutes later I saw the exact same scene taking place. I watched it as I drove past, exactly as I saw in my vision. The cops, the bus, the guy getting dragged off, everything unfolded just as I had seen.
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you didn't have a vision - you had a pre-crime
 
Then there was the time I was uploaded to Nirvana by UFOs. I was in a really cool astral body. It had stars in it. God was there too. I can't describe him though.

After I was put back in my body it took a while to get used to it. My kundalini energy was through the roof. I was shedding karma left and right. I can see why the Buddha didn't move for days. It took about a week for me to get grounded, even with Yoga. So technically I'm like a baby-Buddha or something. You guys can call me Buddha Limbo if you want.
 
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Limbo said:
Then there was the time I was uploaded to Nirvana by UFOs. I was in a really cool astral body. It had stars in it. God was there too. I can't describe him though.

After I was put back in my body it took a while to get used to it. My kundalini energy was through the roof. I can see why the Buddha didn't move for days. It took about a week for me to get grounded, even with Yoga.
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I believe him
 
Qeidx said:
I believe him
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You should. This wouldn't be any fun for me if I was just making it all up.

On the other hand it wouldn't be any fun if everyone believed me either. So either way is good.
 
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Then there was the time earlier this year I was fasting in the desert. I was performing a mystical ceremony that lasted three days. I performed a ritual of mystical rapture and cosmic renewal. I achieved an altered state of mystical consciousness - The Sacred Marriage. I married God to the Goddess aka the Bride of Christ.

Yah + Weh.

The Christ Child was born into the world from that Union. I saw the Holy Light myself. FYI.

O death, where is thy sting?

Coincidentally it was back on the day that Harold Camping guy said the rapture would happen...
 
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Then there was the time I was meditating and I traveled to the astral plane or whatever and there I penetrated the spherical realm of an evil tyrant god who was possessing someone somewhere. You should see how the shimmering spheres look in the astral void. Unbelievable.

Well, it's more like I was brought there by the Goddess. Brought there to fight. Afterword she brought me back on a bridge made of light. It was amazing.

Long story short I kicked the evil dudes ass. It was cool.
 
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There are other things too. Dreams come true, flashes of intuition come to pass, synchronicity, telepathy with my wife, and things that are too personal to mention. Heck I've probably forgotten about more paranormal experiences than most people have in their entire life.

That's why I've studied comparative mysticism and I've learned what it takes to see convincing subjective evidence myself. I've studied parapsychology and so I know that my anecdotes are supported by a large body of evidence that quite frankly most skeptics are unfamiliar with. I've studied UFology and comparative mythology enough to know that these two fields are linked and I've studied enough comparative religion to know what that means. And I've interacted with them enough to know what I'm talking about. In short I'm like a Buddha or a guru and I'm the real deal. I'm here to help not to troll or to make money.
 
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and this is the sound of tumbleweeds . . . . ... . . . .. . . . .



i must be a psychic, predicted thread death by post #7
 
Those aren't "anecdotal claims". They are just claims. One of them is trivially true (not every flying object is immediately identified, therefore UFOs clearly exist) and the others are unsupported by reliable evidence.
 
Limbo said:
And I've interacted with them enough to know what I'm talking about. In short I'm like a Buddha or a guru and I'm the real deal. I'm here to help not to troll or to make money.
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If this is true then:
1. You have a duty to translate your knowledge into words, metaphors and data that we can understand.
2. If we demonstrate error in your arguments and you agree then you have the duty to not make the same mistakes again.
3. You have the duty to keep trying to understand our complaints and objections. You cannot simply ignore them and roll forward.

Take things in little bites. Explain it to us clearly. Take your licks. Keep trying. Learn to say you don't know. We will do the same.

BUT

1. Walls of text.
2. Evasions..
3. Mystical circles of logic
4. Just because I say so's
5. Logical fallacies

Will cause you to lose any claim to expertise you have made.


Bring it.
 
Limbo said:
Thank ye, bro.

Then there was the time when I was camping I was swallowed up by the mountain. God was there. When he grabbed me I became a finger on his hand. Then I became him. Then me again. It was quite a rush.

Then the Goddess helped me out of the mountain. I had a hell of a time finding my way back to camp in my underwear.
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Good acid then.
 
Limbo said:
Then there was the time I was uploaded to Nirvana by UFOs. I was in a really cool astral body. It had stars in it. God was there too.
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Are you sure you weren't just uploading Nirvana , UFO and Astral for a really cool body of music with rock stars in it? If you like John Lennon, there's no reason why you couldn't have God there too.
 
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