My anecdotal claims

[Limbo]

I'm gonna make some claims based on my direct personal experience as a "mystic" and as a "UFO contactee". This outa be fun.

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like the jewels of Indra's net.

 

[Mudcat]

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

Doing good so far..

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

And then you jump the shark.

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

And then you double back and jump the shark again.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

And then you go off the deep end.

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like pearls in Indra's net.

Way off the deep end.

 

[Qeidx]

Sup, what's going on he-

I'm gonna make some claims based on my direct personal experience as a mystic and as a "UFO contactee". This outa be fun.

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like pearls in Indra's net.

Oh

 

[Resume]

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like the jewels of Indra's net.

We are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe, atomically.

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Word.

 

[Brian-M]

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

So they're more like ALF?

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

Is it like the Jedi Force?

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

Of course not. Everyone knows that God is Alanis Morissette.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

Are there also lower levels of reality too?
And by blow my mind, would that be literally or figuratively?

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like the jewels of Indra's net.

Are we like strands of fur in a hairball?

My anecdotal claims

When are you going to get around to sharing your anecdotes?

 

[Limbo]

So they're more like ALF?

Is Alf an ET? If so then no.

Is it like the Jedi Force?

Getting warmer.

Of course not. Everyone knows that God is Alanis Morissette.

Really? Wow, the mystic is always the last to know.

Are there also lower levels of reality too?

You tell me.

And by blow my mind, would that be literally or figuratively?

Figuratively.

Are we like strands of fur in a hairball?

Well maybe you guys are.

When are you going to get around to sharing your anecdotes?

One day I was abducted by UFOs. I met God and communicated telepathically. I was taken to higher levels of reality and saw our connections. It was cool. It blew my mind. The end.

 

[Resume]

One day I was abducted by UFOs. I met God and communicated telepathically. I was taken to higher levels of reality and saw our connections. It was cool. The end.

Pro tip: Develop a trustworthy weed connection. Some of this stuff is dusted to enhance potency and who knows with what.

 

[CMacDady]

Pro tip: Develop a trustworthy weed connection. Some of this stuff is dusted to enhance potency and who knows with what.

And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

 

[slingblade]

I'm gonna make some claims based on my direct personal experience as a "mystic" and as a "UFO contactee". This outa be fun.

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like the jewels of Indra's net.

Okie doke.

And?

No, really; I mean and?

We've told you this so many times. You have it memorized. You even appear to understand it. You just don't appear to care.

The only rational response to all your claims can only be:

Anecdotes are not evidence. Without evidence, you have a collection of statements with no truth value. Nothing more.

Congratulations.

 

[Sideroxylon]

Not what it says on the tin. These are but bald assertions. Where are the useless but perhaps interesting anecdotes?

 

[Brombadil]

Sounds interesting, lets hear it Limbo. You responded to one of the posters questions with more questions, is this a guessing game or...?

 

[Qeidx]

Sounds interesting, lets hear it Limbo. You responded to one of the posters questions with more questions, is this a guessing game or...?

Is it?

 

[Limbo]

Sounds interesting, lets hear it Limbo. You responded to one of the posters questions with more questions, is this a guessing game or...?

Well first would be the UFO. It was about 20 years ago and I was walking home late one night with a friend when we stopped for a rest. Suddenly it flew low right over our heads. A massive and silent UFO going incredibly fast. It performed some fancy maneuvers and then shot straight up into space. It kept going and going until it disappeared.

 

[Qeidx]

Well first would be the UFO. It was about 20 years ago and I was walking home late one night with a friend when we stopped for a rest. Suddenly it flew low right over our heads. A massive UFO going incredibly fast. It performed some fancy maneuvers and then shot straight up into space. It kept going and going until it disappeared.

Sorry I disturbed you, couldn't find a parking space to drop off rednecks.

 

[Limbo]

We've got enough rednecks on earth already, thanks.

 

[Sideroxylon]

Well first would be the UFO. It was about 20 years ago and I was walking home late one night with a friend when we stopped for a rest. Suddenly it flew low right over our heads. A massive and silent UFO going incredibly fast. It performed some fancy maneuvers and then shot straight up into space. It kept going and going until it disappeared.

You are not much of a story teller. That's junior school stuff with better grammar.

 

[Limbo]

You are not much of a story teller. That's junior school stuff with better grammar.

Then there was the 'poltergeist'. Saw **** fly around the apartment and stuff. A group of scared girls and a ouija board can unleash quite the RSPK storm, lemme tell ya.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

I'm gonna make some claims based on my direct personal experience as a "mystic" and as a "UFO contactee". This outa be fun.

First, UFOs are real. But they aren't ET.

Second, psi is real. But it isn't like Professor X.

Third, God is real. But he isn't like George Burns.

Fourth, this day-to-day reality is secondary. There are higher levels that will blow your mind.

Fifth, we are all connected. We are like fingers on the hand of God. We are like the jewels of Indra's net.

Cool story, bro.

 

[Sideroxylon]

Then there was the 'poltergeist'. Saw **** fly around the apartment and stuff. A group of scared girls and a ouija board can unleash quite the RSPK storm, lemme tell ya.

So this is just bored trolling.

 

[Limbo]

Cool story, bro.

Thank ye, bro.

Then there was the time when I was camping I was swallowed up by the mountain. God was there. When he grabbed me I became a finger on his hand. Then I became him. Then me again. It was quite a rush.

Then the Goddess helped me out of the mountain. I had a hell of a time finding my way back to camp in my underwear.