Another strike over pension rights

[Mojo]

And this time it's serious!

This could mean the end of life as we know it. The future of our national cuisine is at stake.

Marmite makers vote for strike action over Unilever pension changes

And not only that but Pot Noodles and PG Tips as well!

 

[Mojo]

Another disaster: M1 shut after 'Marmite' lorry crash in South Yorkshire

A large-scale clean-up operation is under way after a tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract overturned on the M1.

The lorry, believed to be carrying Marmite, crashed and spilt its contents onto the carriageway at about 22:15 GMT on Monday.

 

[Jekyll's Guest]

Another disaster: M1 shut after 'Marmite' lorry crash in South Yorkshire

When asked how they felt about the crash, 50% said they loved it and 50% said they hated it.

 

[Skepticemea]

When asked how they felt about the crash, 50% said they loved it and 50% said they hated it.

And Australians said it wasn't as good as the recent Vegemite tanker crash on the Gold Coast.

 

[Jekyll's Guest]

And Australians said it wasn't as good as the recent Vegemite tanker crash on the Gold Coast.

Costner is working on a toast-based device that can absorb 30,000 gallons of spill per hour.

 

[casebro]

I smell sabotage.

No, wait, it's just the Marmite.

 

[Matthew Best]

Was this crash on the yeastbound carriageway by any chance?

 

[Mojo]

Was this crash on the yeastbound carriageway by any chance?

Ouch.

 

[bluesjnr]

Problem is, it wasn't Marmite

/thread puns

 

[Matthew Best]

The link now says "20 tonnes of waste yeast", "initially reported to be Marmite".

I'm confused. What's the difference?

 

[Ocelot]

The other one was, marmite spillage turns into jam.

 

[Wudang]

The link now says "20 tonnes of waste yeast", "initially reported to be Marmite".

I'm confused. What's the difference?

Reports indicate it was from Roseanne Barr's gynecologist.

 

[Jekyll's Guest]

The link now says "20 tonnes of waste yeast", "initially reported to be Marmite".

I'm confused. What's the difference?

Going by Tesco's £5 per 500 grams, about £200,000