So what IS the truth? What is this floating abstraction, without ties to reality? (the error you commit here, by the way, is confusing a subset of the evidence with all evidence)
You honestly don't see what the problem with this is?
Okay, let's go back to basic.
There is a boom. Something caused it--we don't care what just now (and it doesn't matter at all). The boom has debris associated with it--pieces of the thing that went boom, unused fuel, and bits and pieces of the surrounding terrain.
What happens to that stuff?
You're basically saying that that stuff magically deposits itself in a perfectly straight line, without interacting with anything--any debris, any air, ANYTHING--because it was moving so fast.
I'm saying that as fast as it's moving, the fact that the stuff has to fall down means that fluid dynamics comes into play, and the fact that the stuff isn't perfectly uniform means that interactions between debris particles comes into play. And I've both provided evidence for this (in the form of an explosion I'm quite familiar with) and experimental evidence (which I assume you're too afraid to run, as it clearly demonstrates a radial pattern generated by turbulent flow).