Don't say such things. Clearly, just by thinking of producing a Fee Schedule you freed yourself from society's chains. This obviously came over in your conversation with a still-chained minion who immediately gave in to your demands.
YOU are clearly the success story...
You are right, my succes story is far superior to those above, particularly as it would likely be possible to get a written confirmation that my account have been closed.
(One slight problem with it is that the FMOTL thoughts stay thoughts and ones actions are indistinguishable from that of ordinary sheeple.)