This Week's Rising Star - The Newt Thread

[Alferd_Packer]

And Romney can’t take the nomination?
And Romney not a voice of sanity and calm?
Why are you pimping for Gingrich?
Is he good for the Jews?

You really should see a doctor about this obsession of yours.

 

[MaGZ]

He at least was a credible and substantial candidate.

One more on the Gingrich bandwagon.

 

[MaGZ]

Here's a take-down of Newt, and the best thing about it is it comes from the right.
Although it's published in the New York Times, its author is Andrew Ferguson of the Weekly Standard.

Andrew Ferguson of the Weekly Standard pumps Gingrich. I guess an endorsement from Bill Kristol will follow shortly.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Andrew Ferguson of the Weekly Standard pumps Gingrich. I guess an endorsement from Bill Kristol will follow shortly.

Ahh, "Ferguson"

He's a Jew, right?

 

[thaiboxerken]

He doesn't care if he wins or no. this is a great way to sell stuff to conservitards.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Hey, Magz did you hear?

Newt's Nana was a Jew!

 

[timhau]

You really should see a doctor about this obsession of yours.

Doctor? They're all Jews.

 

[varwoche]

Sure you must recognize that all of the crazy-party stuff going on is contrived to make a Newt/Mitt ticket look harmless? Really? Come on now, it's totally obvious, and now I think the other shoe has dropped.

Not a chance. Neither enhances the others' ticket. Newt is pure baggage as a VP pick. Mitt is pure boring. Maybe Marco Rubio? Bobby Jindal? Nikki Haley?

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

{Flavor if the week meme}

Ben and Jerry's Aisle of Newt*

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* Consumer notice, chunks in ice cream are fruit Newtons^TM, and not actual newts or parts of Fmr. Spkr. Gingrich.

 

[Puppycow]

Not a chance. Neither enhances the others' ticket. Newt is pure baggage as a VP pick. Mitt is pure boring. Maybe Marco Rubio? Bobby Jindal? Nikki Haley?

Yeah, one of those three would be a good choice.

 

[MaGZ]

I have never made the claim Gingrich was a Jew, but he serves them well.

 

[SezMe]

Here's a light-hearted piece chronicling the roller coaster ride known as the GOP primary. It includes a couple shots at Newt. Fun read.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

I have never made the claim Gingrich was a Jew, but he serves them well.

As do you, my friend, as do you . . . .

 

[cwalner]

Here's a light-hearted piece chronicling the roller coaster ride known as the GOP primary. It includes a couple shots at Newt. Fun read.

The very idea of Newt Gingrich being a legit presidential candidate should be enough to violate at least 23 different laws of quantum mechanics and collapse our universe into a tiny puddle of cosmic gloop.

I don't think the author was much a fan of Newt to begin with.

 

[Brainster]

During the last four months, when it seems like every second-tier Republican candidate (save Ron Paul) has had a shot at being the front-runner, Mitt Romney's shares at InTrade have climbed steadily higher, with only one slight downward blip in September (I assume during the Comet Perry moment). He's now up around 70%.

 

[Spindrift]

I have never made the claim Gingrich was a Jew, but he serves them well.

Does he serve them with fava beans and a nice chianti?

 

[BenBurch]

One more on the Gingrich bandwagon.

If it pleases you to invert what I said, enjoy yourself.

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[cwalner]

Does he serve them with fava beans and a nice chianti?

That comparison is insulting!!! Hannibal Lechter never put on nearly as much weight as Gingrich.

 

[Cleon]

Just in case y'all were under the impression that Newt isn't a moron:

"People like me are what stand between us and Auschwitz." - he really said that.

 

[BenBurch]

Just in case y'all were under the impression that Newt isn't a moron:

"People like me are what stand between us and Auschwitz." - he really said that.

So, then; since Newt has been out of power for this whole century so far, we have set up how many extermination camps?