Spindrift
Time Person of the Year, 2006
I still can't imagine Romney getting nominated by this party between "Mormon" and "Romneycare funded abortions". And yet none of these other idiots seem to be willing to be palatable for more than a week at a time.
It makes you wonder if guys like Mitch Daniels of Indiana realize they're missing out on a once in a lifetime opportunity. The front runner has all kinds of issues within the party, the other major contenders just seem to be the loon of the week club and the incumbent Democrat is vulnerable and could be beaten by a solid opponent.