What is the FUNNIEST or MOST ENTERTAINING conspiracy theory?

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The world was a much better place before the internet gave crazies a forum.

 

[ComfySlippers]

The world was a much better place before the internet gave crazies a forum.

As wonderfull as the internet and WWW are they have one serious downfall:

People who have been born with damaged internal BS Detectors are easy prey for internet con-men, fraudsters and peddlers of nonsense.

Whilst the majority of the rubbish that these gullible people fall for is relatively harmless, some of it costs them dearly either financially or in losing their freedom.

FOTL-Waffle is a good example of a con/myth which, for the most part, is so ludicrously rubbish that it is hilarious. However FOTL-Waffle has also had dire consequences for some of its deluded followers, either them being conned out of money to "learn the magic words", by having relatively small Court fines increased or being sent to Prison / Psychiatric units.

FOTL-Waffle includes all the variations of the same scam including Redemption Movements, Sovereign Citizens etc. plus all the illegitimate child-scams of those movements such as A4V, Birth Certificate Bonds, NESARA etc.

ETA: Oh.... The funniest CT? ..."Chemtrails"
"Chemtrails" must surely win the award for "Most hastily made up CT without thinking how silly it is" award.

 

[ComfySlippers]

^
Watch this and tell me it isn't hilarious:



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[Checkmite]

There is no premise. It's pure unadulturated insanity

You're clearly just another educated-stupid evil bastard who does not know the Cubic truth.

 

[hokie]

The chemtrails and rainbow conspiracy are probably part of the same package.

Nut with a lawn sprinkler

 

[ComfySlippers]

The chemtrails and rainbow conspiracy are probably part of the same package.

...

We as a nation have got to ask what the hell is going on.

...Or go to school?

Can you imagine our descendants discovering The University of YouTube and viewing that video? ... "Seems Darwen was wrong, our ancestors still hadn't evolved from apes even by the twenty-first century!"

 

[IdiotWhacker]

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Watch this and tell me it isn't hilarious:



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I just wonder if the chem trailer believers believe this why don't they use a gas mask? well the rainbow conspiracy is a funny one,but mines a bit crazy.

 

[Minadin]

- Time is cubic, not linear.
- There are four simultaneous 24-hour days in one rotation of earth.
- God is a word representing one-ness.

Get it?

In a word: No. In two words: Thankfully, No.

 

[Minadin]

^
Watch this and tell me it isn't hilarious:



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"I was just over here the other day and I did not see this" <points to clouds>

LMAO.

 

[minnemouse]

A few years ago I stumbled upon a television show that dealt with CTs, one of the CTs that they showed, was that the Soccer world championship in fact didn´t take place in 1958 in Stockholm, Sweden, even though it did. I heard that someone said it was a joke and a way to show how easily people are fooled by CT`s. I did a quick search just now and there actually exist a site that claims the CT to be true. I am not sure if its still a joke of if someone actually believes it and has just continued to build this CT up. To me its hilarious that someone thinks that Sweden was making the WC up, but they dont really have an explanation to why the swedish government would have done such a thing! :lol:

The site is named konspiration58.com, unfortunately its only in swedish, though.

I think this CT is in the same class as the one about Elvis being alive and weighing 1000 pounds... hehehehe.

 

[Greedo]

The contents of this thread.

 

[Checkmite]

The contents of this thread.

I was becoming curious about why that thread was getting so lengthy, but a nagging low-key dread kept me from reading it to find out. In a way I'm disappointed because that's quite an amazing CT.

 

[JoeMorgue]

Nothing will ever beat Stephen King being the one that shot John Lennon.

 

[8den]

I'll see that and raise you the very odd, and now defunct website that claimed Tonya Harding killed JFK.

Impressive if you consider Tonya Harding was born in 1970.

You see Tonya Harding is the reincarnation of Lee Harvey Oswald...

 

[solzhenitsyn]

^ How many of these sort are joke conspiracy theories though? (Please don't hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong.)

 

[8den]

^ How many of these sort are joke conspiracy theories though? (Please don't hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong.)

This was genuine one. He had his own very earnest website.

C'mon theres people on David Icke right now claiming JFK was shot by his driver.

These conspiracy theories are so out there that any comedy or satire conspiracy theory is never going to be as outlandish and detailed as some of the genuinely crazy ones.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

C'mon theres people on David Icke right now claiming JFK was shot by his driver.

Our own dear Anders regurgitated that one right here a few months ago. Almost unPoe-able.

 

[Checkmite]

How about the theory that the bizarre sex cult meeting depicted in Eyes Wide Shut was a reenactment of a real Illuminati ritual, and that Stanley Kubrick's heart attack soon after the release of the movie was actually an assassination in revenge for his exposure of the ritual.

 

[hokie]

What about the claim that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC when the government learned that the chicken meat was actually cell cultures grown in big vats and pressed into lumps. The claim was that there was no chicken in KFC.

 

[Checkmite]

What about the claim that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC when the government learned that the chicken meat was actually cell cultures grown in big vats and pressed into lumps. The claim was that there was no chicken in KFC.

Well, that probably doesn't have much traction any more simply because KFC is actually re-re-branding its restaurants back to "Kentucky Fried Chicken" now.