Foolmewunz
Grammar Resistance Leader, TLA Dictator
Because none of the whacktards who flog his stuff on forums are going to ever buy a thing, anyway. It's best, then, to appear to be like the delegate from Kansas (obscure Randy Newman reference), and giving it away. That way he can get those few people who read his website to think that he's such a swell guy that they ought to send in money, so he can raise that $11.95 for his new truss.
His real hope is attracting the attention of unsuspecting little troofer cells around the world who'll do a fund-raising and fly him in to do his little misdirection routine for a paying audience. If he gets show-up fees, all the better, but if not, he gets to see some exotic locale like Etobicoke or Reading.
There's no money in DVDs. Everyone who's tried, from Dylan to CIT to Gage has wound up giving them away. They're all waiting for their book deals and movie rights - I hear the original Barney is willing to come out of retirement to play Aldo Marquis.
His real hope is attracting the attention of unsuspecting little troofer cells around the world who'll do a fund-raising and fly him in to do his little misdirection routine for a paying audience. If he gets show-up fees, all the better, but if not, he gets to see some exotic locale like Etobicoke or Reading.
There's no money in DVDs. Everyone who's tried, from Dylan to CIT to Gage has wound up giving them away. They're all waiting for their book deals and movie rights - I hear the original Barney is willing to come out of retirement to play Aldo Marquis.
