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Merged Chick Tracts

I thought the panel of the tornado destroying a house with a helpless child in it with the caption "The lord giveth and the lord taketh away, blessed be the name of the lord." was particularly moving...
I found it ironic that, while trying to give the message that bad stuff happens because you're bad, he'd bring up exactly the part of Job's story that was about bad stuff happening to a perfectly good man.

Soooo... God saves the "Mean Momma" from Hell by killing all of her kids.
And she happily praises and thanks him for it. (Just like one of her kids might have if he'd lived and been converted upon her early death.)

Here's what this thread's title made me think of:
 

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Wow, more disgusting revenge fantasies from Chick. That is one sad, twisted mind. I can't shake the feeling that the "artist" behind a tract like this is engaged in a very demented form of mental masturbation, getting off on the thought of his very own invisible friend bringing devastation to the lives of all those people not bowing down to his ministry.
 
I can't shake the feeling that the "artist" behind a tract like this is engaged in a very demented form of mental masturbation, getting off on the thought of his very own invisible friend bringing devastation to the lives of all those people not bowing down to his ministry.

I can't shake the feeling that artist behind a tract like this in engaged in actual masturbation while he was drawing it.
 
I found it ironic that, while trying to give the message that bad stuff happens because you're bad, he'd bring up exactly the part of Job's story that was about bad stuff happening to a perfectly good man.

And she happily praises and thanks him for it. (Just like one of her kids might have if he'd lived and been converted upon her early death.)

Here's what this thread's title made me think of:
This is the vilest picture in the Jack Chick series.
 
"Oh, yes. Her name was Petunia..."


Suddenly the funeral makes sense.
 
The end is interesting too, you should fall on your knees and praise god so he'll stop murdering your family members. What a guy!
 
I can't shake the feeling that artist behind a tract like this in engaged in actual masturbation while he was drawing it.

Actually, I'd prefer that. That would mean he's just another perv hiding behind a religious facade, and that's a person I at least can feel some pity for and who would probably know, on some level, that he's one pathetic bastard).
But the holier-than-thou, falsely humble bigot pouring out his soul through a "tract" like this pobably haven't even got the redeeming quality of being a sad wanker.
 

That link doesn't work for me, but I found it here.

For those who don't want to bother reading it, here's a summery...

Starts off with the arrival of a neighbor from hell (AKA "Mean Momma") with three delinquent boys terrorizing the neighborhood. Her neighbors don't know what to do to to protect themselves, until one of them (a preacher) decides to talk with her.

A preacher tells Mean Momma about the Jesus story, which she was apparently unfamiliar with, mentioning that the wicked will be thrown into a lake of fire. She tells him that she's not afraid of God, and the preacher says that he'll pray that God makes her afraid of him, no matter what it takes.

Two years later, one of her sons dies when he loses control of a stolen car during a high-speed chase. Mean Momma rails against God, saying she hates him for taking her favorite son.

The middle son, on learning that he isn't the favorite then hangs himself.

Three years later a hurricane levels her house (and presumably kills her remaining son, but that's not made clear), and she accepts God as her Saviour.

On the final panel it says: "Jesus is God Almighty and He's running the show. If you fight him you'll lose."

The End.

Funny, you'd think that a God would be intelligent enough to realize that killing her with a bolt of lightning at the exact moment she's telling her kids he doesn't exist would save three souls for the price of one, rather than saving one soul for the price of three.

Or maybe he just likes killing kids.
 
That link doesn't work for me, but I found it here.

For those who don't want to bother reading it, here's a summery...

Starts off with the arrival of a neighbor from hell (AKA "Mean Momma") with three delinquent boys terrorizing the neighborhood. Her neighbors don't know what to do to to protect themselves, until one of them (a preacher) decides to talk with her.

A preacher tells Mean Momma about the Jesus story, which she was apparently unfamiliar with, mentioning that the wicked will be thrown into a lake of fire. She tells him that she's not afraid of God, and the preacher says that he'll pray that God makes her afraid of him, no matter what it takes.

Two years later, one of her sons dies when he loses control of a stolen car during a high-speed chase. Mean Momma rails against God, saying she hates him for taking her favorite son.

The middle son, on learning that he isn't the favorite then hangs himself.

Three years later a hurricane levels her house (and presumably kills her remaining son, but that's not made clear), and she accepts God as her Saviour.

On the final panel it says: "Jesus is God Almighty and He's running the show. If you fight him you'll lose."

The End.

Funny, you'd think that a God would be intelligent enough to realize that killing her with a bolt of lightning at the exact moment she's telling her kids he doesn't exist would save three souls for the price of one, rather than saving one soul for the price of three.

Or maybe he just likes killing kids.
You'e being rational Jack Chick isn't.
 

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