Even that is a 'gross oversimplification'. The acceleration is actually just one *INTERPRETATION* of a phenomenon called "redshift". Even still the "best" you could hope to do from observation is observe acceleration.
Acceleration is observed. Yes.
The term "dark" seem to have more to do with our human ignorance than with any actual "property" of the energy. Something heats those space plasmas to millions of degrees and they are not "dark" once they've been heated.
Then I'm sure we all agree that only an idiot would suggest heated space plasmas, which aren't dark, are the cause of the acceleration. If it was something not-dark, we would see it.
Once again you are in pure unadulterated denial of the fact that you have established no physical connection between "dark energy" or "magic dark BS energy" and those equations.
No
real scientists have ever mentioned "magic dark BS energy". The term sounds like something that might be coined by some EU/PC crackpots to dishonestly discredit legitimate science.
Yes, Lerner and others have provided you with alternative explanations but you fail to read them, let alone comment on them.
The alternative explanations suggested so far have been considered, and the reasons they don't/can't work have been explained. To suggest they haven't would be a lie, or would indicate willful ignorance of much of ben's, Reality Check's, Tim's, edd's, and others' comments right here in this thread.
Yep. IMO you'd make a lot of progress by rereading Birkeland's work, and letting go of the notion that those CMB wavelengths are in any way related to a surface of last scattering. Raw images of those wavelengths show that the galaxy itself (stars) are the single biggest emitter of that particular wavelength and "scattering happens". So what?
So what? If any of the EU/PC crackpots would get to work on writing up those allegedly valid explanations, starting from scratch in 1910, in an objective and quantitative way (which might be difficult since there isn't any evidence to suggest any EU/PC proponents understand the related math at all), maybe they could make some headway. So far all they've done is complain on Internet forums about how they don't understand the real science well enough to accept it. Arguments from incredulity and ignorance are not components of legitimate science no matter how often they're repeated.
When you can demonstrate that dark energy isn't a figment of your collective imagination and has some TANGIBLE effect on real atoms, then and only then can you claim it isn't "woo".
Tangible effect on real atoms? It is the name given to the cause of the accelerated expansion of the Universe. That would be considered a pretty tangible effect to anyone who understands the conventional meanings of "tangible" and "effect".

At the moment it's just "woo" with pretty red mathematical lipstick and fudge factors galore.
That is transparently a dishonest effort to make a caricature of legitimate science. As I mentioned above, unsupported complaining, rejecting science, and declaring contempt for math is not an effective way to objectively and quantitatively criticize a legitimately scientific theory.