Kid Eager
Philosopher
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- Nov 5, 2010
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Dear OP,
I would love to play in your number-plagued garden of a mind, but somebody forgot to send me a copy of the rules.
Never mind, I will make some up, using your material as guidance...
Rule 1 - If you throw a 7 and it's Thursday, drop your pancakes on the floor
Rule 2 - Nobody is allowed to yell "Beetlejuice"
Rule 3 - Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (just thought I'd mention that - it's not really a rule at all)
Rule 4 - The more nebulous and unlikely the claim, the less evidence is needed to prove that the absence of evidence is part of the conspiracy of concealment. On that note, what are you, a known Illuminati, doing on this forum?
Rule 5 - After the initial surge, go easy on the prime and odd numbers. Other people want to use them too.
Rule 6 - Riding on cabbages is not permitted after 4pm
Rule 7 - No kittehs. Evar. Ooh... sinister... only seven rules!!! ZOMG!!!
I would love to play in your number-plagued garden of a mind, but somebody forgot to send me a copy of the rules.
Never mind, I will make some up, using your material as guidance...
Rule 1 - If you throw a 7 and it's Thursday, drop your pancakes on the floor
Rule 2 - Nobody is allowed to yell "Beetlejuice"
Rule 3 - Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (just thought I'd mention that - it's not really a rule at all)
Rule 4 - The more nebulous and unlikely the claim, the less evidence is needed to prove that the absence of evidence is part of the conspiracy of concealment. On that note, what are you, a known Illuminati, doing on this forum?
Rule 5 - After the initial surge, go easy on the prime and odd numbers. Other people want to use them too.
Rule 6 - Riding on cabbages is not permitted after 4pm
Rule 7 - No kittehs. Evar. Ooh... sinister... only seven rules!!! ZOMG!!!
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