May Stundie Nominations

Redtail said:
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059914245&postcount=17

"The term "sun" is sometimes used metaphorically, that it represents the source of energy and thereby life. There is another "sun" in this sense, which is the core of the Earth. IT produces enough heat and magnetism to power the life that lives beneath the surface of the earth - including the alien (as Icke calls- reptilian) population."
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Well, according to Justice League, there is! It's a red sun... Screwed up Supergirl's powers...
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Well, to be scrupulously fair, one could consider the biosphere around the "black smokers" to be powered by that "red sun", but I don't think there's any reptiles, and it's certainly not subterranean.
 
I found this guy who is crazy even for a conspiracy theorist. Here he is talking about how the world is fake like Obama's birth certificate:
http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/04/fake-president-for-fake-world.html

Given that most of the U.S. government’s job statistics are fake, and that the U.S. dollar is being counterfeited on a daily basis by the Fed, and that virtually the entire U.S. economy is built on fake “abundance” that’s really just more debt spending… isn’t it is some way actually more authentic to have a President at the helm who faked his birth certificate?

It’s almost like he’s more qualified for the job, you see, running the fake economy with fake dollars while the mainstream media distributes all the fake news. And then in between the fake news bits, the advertisers come on and promote their fake foods, and fake pharmaceuticals which are approved based on faked science approved by FDA regulators who are faking it, too.

Couples are now artificially fertilized (fake conception!), and when their children are born, they feed them fake milk (infant formula). They grow up on fake sweeteners and fake (artificial) colors. In school, they’re taught fake U.S. history so that they have fake ideas of how the world really works. When they’re old enough, they get to participate in faked voting schemes where the winners are already determined.

And thanks to the internet, we live in a world of fake friends, fake emotions and fake sex. Football games are played on fake grass, and today’s “reality” TV shows are all faked, too. Professional wrestling is fake (but MMA isn’t), and most of the news consumed by the masses is entirely fabricated. Even the science behind most of modern medicine is faked, fabricated or twisted around in order to get the results the drug companies want to see.

And oh yeah, the drugs are faked, too, especially the antidepressants which appear to work only because of the Placebo Effect — which is real, even though it only exists in the mind.
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That same wackjob from my last stundie thinks that there's a conspiracy to virtually "castrate" men and make us eat like cows:
http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/02/feedlot-usa.html

They are fattening us up to profit off of the problems and dysfunctions that their feed and health programs for the herd invariably cause for each individual.

They want us to eat like grazing ruminants, contrary to nature of the predator species that we really are.

They use societal programming like feminism and all of the legal ideas, legislation and enforcement regimes that it entails to castrate manifestations of male virility in society.

To control the herds population growth, you castrate the males.

To control the herds behavior, you control the female behavior and the castrated males will follow suit.

Yes, we are all sheeple, confined in this feedlot we call "Civilization."
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There's a conspiracy to lower the temperature of hot water:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2011/05/cleanliness-is-human-progress.html

I've given up trying to talk to anybody about the profound effect on civilization that mandating lowering boiler temperatures in the name of "conserving energy" has had on the Western world. I think I may have blogged before about this, in case I have not here it is : mold and fungus are nothing to be trifled with. They may be the single most important biological culture in existence in terms of their impact on human health. Modern life is sickly, smelly, sticky and gamey because of the government's interference in the use of the most ancient technology of them all ... boiling water.

In the 1950's, nearly every single post-war home was rendered far more hygienic by the widespread ubiquitous use of real hot water in washing machines and boilers. I'm not talking about that lukewarm swamp tea you call "hot water" now. You probably don't know any better. You think that stuff is "hot water." The 1950's didn't just seem clean, pressed and white - it was. How do you think mold and fungus travel around your home? They use your clothing and body to do so. If your laundry doesn't sterilize your sheets and garments, they never get sterilized. Instead, you walk around a fungal colony, eating your fungus food and drinking your moldy cocktails topped with a healthy dose of spores. Do you really think with that much sugar in your diet you could possibly avoid becoming a human fungus sponge? Impossible.

At this point, it's not accurate to say you have a "little bit of mold" in your tissues and organs. Your mold has a little bit of you in it. You couldn't make this stuff up.
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Sledge said:
Like I said, I'm not disputing that. What makes it stundie-worthy is the suggestion that the soldier who shot bin Laden should have aimed and fired with the intent of putting a bullet down the barrel of bin Laden's gun. Go back to that paintball field and see how many goes it takes you to recreate that fluke, then guess how practical it would be to train soldiers to aim for such shots.
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I borrowed my nephew's paintball gun and, shooting from the hip, I hit the keyway on their shed with my fourth shot in as many seconds from 20 feet (6 meters). Granted, nobody was shooting at me and I come from a family that normally shoots from the hip, bullets or words.... ;)

But no, the shooter was shooting for the center of mass, and his wingman delivered the coup de grace. Which, with a proper double tap, should have been the prerogative of the original shooter, but young people these days are more sharing, being the Commies that the NEA has made them. :mad:

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That guy actually thinks the hot water tap issued boiling hot water for sanitization? And where does he get off thinking the 50's were sterile and clean?

dudalb said:
Orac is great. I remember him from the good old Usenet days of alt.conspiracy and holocuast revision newsgroups.
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Agreed. I love that blog.
 
dropzone said:
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But no, the shooter was shooting for the center of mass, and his wingman delivered the coup de grace. Which, with a proper double tap, should have been the prerogative of the original shooter, but young people these days are more sharing, being the Commies that the NEA has made them. :mad:

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Or it may have due to a lack of training with you standing in front of a 6-foot high mirror and aiming for your own head/chest.
 
Now I understand what those chemtrails are doing: they're lowering the barometric pressure such that water boils at a lower temperature making us believe that our lukewarm water is actually hot. Why, all you have to do is stick your hand in a boiling pot of water to test this for yourself...
 
TraneWreck said:
Now I understand what those chemtrails are doing: they're lowering the barometric pressure such that water boils at a lower temperature making us believe that our lukewarm water is actually hot.
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That's what we THEY want you to believe!
 
My own nomination... however it is not usual CTer...

http://nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-...y-2011/US-killed-bin-Laden-clone-in-Pakistan/

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"The real bin Laden died years ago after receiving treatment in American hospitals for his various illnesses," said Gordon Duff, senior editor of Ohio-based Veterans Today, in an interview with Press TV's US Desk.
"His [bin Laden] body was frozen and kept in storage for a date when it would be of advantage to the United States to use it for maximum advantage," Duff wrote in an article titled 'Was Raymond Davis CIA's Bin Laden Handler?'
According to the US intelligence community, bin Laden's body was recovered in 2001 by American Special Forces in Afghanistan, Duff says. "The CIA maintained a safe house at Abbottabad [where it] kept agents right next to the compound that 'bin Laden' was allegedly [killed] at," Duff said.
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Wish I could quote all...
 
TraneWreck said:
Now I understand what those chemtrails are doing: they're lowering the barometric pressure such that water boils at a lower temperature making us believe that our lukewarm water is actually hot. Why, all you have to do is stick your hand in a boiling pot of water to test this for yourself...
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Actually, that's down to HAARP.
 
I'm new and don't have a lot of posts under my belt, so I hope there's no criteria I have to meet before nominating something, but I felt this was deserving. From a conspiracy forum on GameFAQs, a video game website. He's talking about the Twin Towers here:

FlashOfLight said:
Exactly, they were, and fell in an amazing less than 12 seconds. You know how small of a timeframe that is? I'll give you a comparison: whenever I have IExplorer running for a long time, and need to close it, when I hit X, it is so overloaded that the collapse of the window easily can take a good 25-45 seconds, enough time that I can watch the replay of both of the towers collapsing (1300 feet) 3 times.
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I can't link because of my post count, but you can view the full post here @ i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/freudbag/flashoflight.jpg
 
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