Merged Magnetic croatian boy

Sledge said:
"Screw it! I'm inventing a new type of inverse magnetism that'll make cheeseburgers and Coke fly away from him."
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**god laughing in exasperated anger**

" Now he just learned to have really quick reflexes, SUSTAINED EFFORT , ME **** IT! "
 
You know, for all the jokes about the kid ( sorry kid but you got caught up in woo.) i really find the fact that the parents are encouraging this disgusting.

As a kid that bore a striking resemblance to this kid, i can say one of the worst things for me was the " support" of my family in regards to my weight. Comments like " He is going to be a football player!" , " he can sure throw his weight around." and " He is always such a good kid, he always cleans his plate." , lead to incentive to keep my weight. And by the time it was obviously a problem , suddenly i was left with 170 or so extra pounds to have to deal with.

The parents have no clue what kind of damage they are doing to their kid. I had the most mundane of reasons to keep my weight, this kid, with all the attention that comes from being Mr.Magnet ( and this magnet, i am sure ICP knows how it works. ) is going to have one hell of a time losing the weight.
 
sadhatter said:
i can say one of the worst things for me was the " support" of my family in regards to my weight. Comments like " He is going to be a football player!" , " he can sure throw his weight around." and " He is always such a good kid, he always cleans his plate." , lead to incentive to keep my weight. And by the time it was obviously a problem , suddenly i was left with 170 or so extra pounds to have to deal with.
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Well, that explains your nic...
 
everybody is talking of magnetics but nobody, even the boy himself or his parents don't ask, what have plastic things to do with magnetics? what sort of magnetic field attracts plastic or other non-magnetic materials, that also stick to this grease-belly? i would be really surprised, if someone attracts ONLY magnetic materials. so far - use more soap!
 
wollery said:
I just want to know, why are they all at angles from vertical, with the heavy part at the top and the bend curving into his body, and why don't we have a photo of him with a frying pan stuck to him?
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At the risk of piling on,one might speculate that the household frying pans are in almost continuous use.
 
Bilbo said:
Well, that explains your nic...
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How so, i could understand if i was Sadfatter, that would make sense. Or if i was still overweight, it could indicate that i am sad about said weight. But as of right now, your joke falls flat, kind of a " sounded better in your head " moment.

Btw, to further ruin your joke, my sn comes from the fact that during my younger days ( post weight, to further deflate this sagging joke. ) i was quite the unreal player ( actually still am.) and had a custom model made by a friend based off of " Mr Crow" with a more colorful color scheme and more serious features to provide juxtaposition. And i find it is one of the few sn's to this day that is never taken.
 
sadhatter said:
Btw, to further ruin your joke, my sn comes from the fact that during my younger days ( post weight, to further deflate this sagging joke. ) i was quite the unreal player ( actually still am.) and had a custom model made by a friend based off of " Mr Crow" with a more colorful color scheme and more serious features to provide juxtaposition. And i find it is one of the few sn's to this day that is never taken.
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I have no idea how to even begin to understand this post.
 
Emet said:
... unless you're a cow.

:cow:
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"Hardware disease" - now I've seen it all :eye-poppi

Ladewig said:
sadhatter said:
Btw, to further ruin your joke, my sn comes from the fact that during my younger days ( post weight, to further deflate this sagging joke. ) i was quite the unreal player ( actually still am.) and had a custom model made by a friend based off of " Mr Crow" with a more colorful color scheme and more serious features to provide juxtaposition. And i find it is one of the few sn's to this day that is never taken.
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I have no idea how to even begin to understand this post.
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This actually becomes understandable once you realize that "sn" = screen name and Mr Crow is apparently this dude.
 
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Floyt said:
This actually becomes understandable once you realize that "sn" = screen name and Mr Crow is apparently this dude.
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Still can't parse "unreal player." Unreal meaning "unbelievable good"? A player of a game called "unreal"? Is "unreal" a category of games?
 
Pup said:
Still can't parse "unreal player." Unreal meaning "unbelievable good"? A player of a game called "unreal"? Is "unreal" a category of games?
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"Unreal" is a FPS that started when i was a lad , and has continued in its sequels to this day. Mr Crow, is a standard model in the game , but as a person who has a high level of skill, i wanted a more customized character. ( unfortunately as it moved to consoles, i no longer had this option.)

Sorry for the lack of clarity, i assumed we would have enough hardcore gamers on here to make sense of it.
 
sadhatter said:
"Unreal" is a FPS that started when i was a lad , and has continued in its sequels to this day. Mr Crow, is a standard model in the game , but as a person who has a high level of skill, i wanted a more customized character. ( unfortunately as it moved to consoles, i no longer had this option.)

Sorry for the lack of clarity, i assumed we would have enough hardcore gamers on here to make sense of it.
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Thanks for trying to explain the post. I still have absolutely no idea how that story relates to the name "Sadhatter." Could you explain it to someone who once played a 8-bit computer game in 1981 and has not played any games since then?
 
Floyt said:
"Hardware disease" - now I've seen it all :eye-poppi



This actually becomes understandable once you realize that "sn" = screen name and Mr Crow is apparently this dude.
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You were batting 1000, but said dude is not mr crow, it appears to be another model with Mr crow's hat.

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This is Mr.Crow.
 
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Ladewig said:
Thanks for trying to explain the post. I still have absolutely no idea how that story relates to the name "Sadhatter." Could you explain it to someone who once played a 8-bit computer game in 1981 and has not played any games since then?
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The spooky gent in the pic i posted, is a character that you can pick to represent you in the video game " Unreal". Being a player that hangs out in the top 5% when the games come out ( which is less and less lately, and hampered by my lack of high speed internet atm.) , i wanted to have a representation that was more customized.

Through technical ninjary, a friend of mine took that basic model, added some different colors, and some different bobbles ( equipment and stuff that is really just for looks.) , and made the facial expression a bit more stern.

Due to the sterner facial features, and due to the fact that he looked like a Hatter ( the job held back in the day.) , i took the Sign in name of Sadhatter, now seeing as 99% of the time, from then till now, the name is not picked, it kind of stuck as my standard Sn.
 
sadhatter said:
"Unreal" is a FPS that started when i was a lad , and has continued in its sequels to this day. Mr Crow, is a standard model in the game , but as a person who has a high level of skill, i wanted a more customized character. ( unfortunately as it moved to consoles, i no longer had this option.)
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Good god, you make me feel old. I think I was nine or so when wolfenstein first came out. I was handy enough to make a total conversion of doom 2 when it came out. Quake blew my mind (ACTUAL 3D!). Unreal? I mentally classify that one as "One of the newer ones out", but it's kind of old too, now, ain't it?
 
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