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Stop Alien Abductions

You know this isn't as wacky as it seems.

From everything i have seen, aliens cannot master the use of a blindfold and earmuffs, so some helmet made by some wacko could definitely work out.
 
I think you guys need to take some of the recent picture evidence a bit more seriously.

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Spindrift said:
www.stopabductions.com



I'm pretty sure that after using the helmet no one gets abducted. ;)

What amazes me is that it had three failures!
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What kills me is how uninventive people are.

I would sell a small pistol/bayonet combination with an adrenaline shot in the handle ( to combat the sedatives.) , that is designed to fit under the armpit or some such place and be almost indistinguishable from flesh. ( maybe the sheath would be made of a latex material or something, one time use, destroyed after , sacrificing durability for hiding. ).

Take me aboard the ship will ya...

( yes i am aware they may have technology that prevents the adrenaline from working. But they also may have technology that prevents the tinfoil hat from working too.)
 
sadhatter said:
What kills me is how uninventive people are.

I would sell a small pistol/bayonet combination with an adrenaline shot in the handle ( to combat the sedatives.) , that is designed to fit under the armpit or some such place and be almost indistinguishable from flesh. ( maybe the sheath would be made of a latex material or something, one time use, destroyed after , sacrificing durability for hiding. ).

Take me aboard the ship will ya...

( yes i am aware they may have technology that prevents the adrenaline from working. But they also may have technology that prevents the tinfoil hat from working too.)
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Yeah but there goes your profit margin.
 
What I don't understand is the negativity here. No one here thinks that alien abductions is a good thing, so why isn't there 100% support for this? These guys obviously aren't getting rich over this and they need to cover their costs. You wouldn't work for free. So how can you sit there and make jokes about something that everyone here believes in? Where's your dignity? Where's your sense of humanity? Is this what the JREF does to people?
 
There's a bit of a problem with the hats though

 
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This is also interesting: http://zapatopi.net/mindguard/ Too bad it's only for Linux and Amiga. I guess I could run it on my husband's machine. I particularly like the technical descriptions of how it works, such as:
MindGuard works by leveraging your computer's aluminum-based innards to both detect and emit psychotronic energy using advanced quasi-quantum techniques.
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sillyhead said:
This is also interesting: http://zapatopi.net/mindguard/ Too bad it's only for Linux and Amiga. I guess I could run it on my husband's machine. I particularly like the technical descriptions of how it works, such as:
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Apparently, he's being sued by the makers of the software that generates the signals he's trying to block.

LAWYERS ATTACK!
Lawyers for Kortech, the makers of the KPsi® psychotronic carrier, have sent me a letter demanding that I stop distributing software that "infringes on [their] intellectual property". I promise you that I will fight this, but still I urge all freedom-loving people to mirror MindGuard in case they manage to get this site shut down!​
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I just don't even know where to start.
 
You can get metallic liquid latex. An all over coating of this would provide superior alien protection.............
And probably be more fun.
 
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