March Stundie Finals

[Travis]

Well folks some personal stuff delayed it but here they finally are.

The Stundie Finals!

For March!

Because of Awesome!

Exclamation Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But first the winner from February.

"One of the first tests they did when Niel Armstrong didnt land on the moon, was to show the many millions of viewers a hammer and feather test, apperantly if there is no or little gravity on the moon, then the hammer would have fallen to the floor faster than the feather, reason is this, the astronaughts have to wear very heavy lead boots to keep them grounded or they would fly away wouldnt they, well why didnt the feather fly away, that didnt have lead boots did it. think about it."
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Fabulous.

Now here is your virtual trophy!

And so now we give you The Stundie Finalists for March.

1) Strange how those courts can make everyone forget their impotence via mind control that could give them control of the world.

There are those who have "surrendered the defendant", turned in the Birth Certificate to the court and the matter was resolved, the charges discharged.

Do you have a link to a court case where this has actually happened?

It won't be found in any court case. It is the very root and basis for their deception and they don't want that exposed.

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2) Well I sure hope I never find myself on the surface of a planet.

If you can get up to the surface of the planet you will float off.

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3) So it was easier because there was more?

the explosives you singled out in your youtubes are probably not the same explosives that Niels had in mind. Also he probably said "tonnes" and not "tons".

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4) Credulous people that have spent an hour or two waiting for takeoff.

Such delay of 41 minutes is not a logical explanation! the aircraft left the gate 1 minute before take off time; it could get about 10 minutes delay, but not 41minutes, definitely NOT. Only credulous people can believe such official lies.

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5) Actually traveling a million light years in 400 years while only going the speed of light would be stupidly efficient. It would also make you a God.

When you consider the billions of light years a race would have to potentially travel, it could take 400 years just to travel a million light years even while going the speed of light. That is hardly an efficient manner.

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6) This must be a requirement for the position of "Secret President" that Hunter Gathers fights for.

I find it interesting that there is so much moaning and grinding of teeth about a simple law requiring the showing of a birth certificate to get on a ballot as a candidate for a political office that has as it's many qualifications that one is a citizen that was actually born of parents that were themselves "Natural Born Citizens".

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7) I assume this is done with nuclear technology that has no known temperature.

the HAARP radiance infrastructure is made of an alien Rhodium-Tungsten alloy with no known melting point. It is believed to have been fused using experimental Israeli nuclear technology.

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8) Let's go land on the Sun and find out.

Why don't light particles obliterate the planets?

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9) Everyone knows the cube bananas taste the worst.

I found it funny you trying to give a 2d banana 6 faces like it was a cube.
Left, right, back, front, top, and bottom.
Even in real life a banana only as an inside and an outside.

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10) So America fought itself? The Civil War 2. This time even unciviler!

It's laughable that the world's most modern machine of violence can't defeat a few local Afghan freedom fighters though isn't it? which is why their calims are nonsense. Of course they can defeat them if they wanted to.

Crikey Hitler was defeated in 6 years and he had a huge American funded military. The West has been in Afghanistan for nearly 10 years. Something is not adding up.

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11) If the universe adapted to me I'd declare myself God and start smiting!

If the universe adapted itself to make sure your legs would be there, that'd be an indication of the kind of purpose we are talking of.

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12) Rain dances were used for thousands of years. I guess that means they actually did work.

Now why would such an assumption be totally absurd? Tobacco has been used in this country for hundreds of years. Any time I hear a statement like “ongoing research has continuously proven,” I know good and damned well that nothing has been proven.

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13) Ah yes, the "everyone involved is lying" gambit. It works 100% of the time according to all those that lie.

Just because a statement of fact is mentioned in the indictment, testified to by witnesses, and reiterated in the verdict you can't prove it was believed by anybody.

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14) A feature of light from where?

Bird, what is your explanation for one of the best evidences supporting the big bang, the cosmic microwave background radiation?

THATS NOT EVIDENCE FOR THE BIG BANG. THERE WAS NO BIG BANG. RATHER ITS A FEATURE OF LIGHT. THE TWO DON’T LOGICALLY GO TOGETHER. THATS NOT AN ARGUMENT. ITS MERELY AN INCANTATION. PEOPLE KNEW PRIOR TO THE BIG BANG EMBARRASSMENT THAT SPACE WOULD NOT BE ABSOLUTE ZERO IN TEMPERATURE.

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15) Hint: it's not the mainstream media that's desperately trying to make things "fit" here.

Facts:

8.8 magnitude (some places are reporting 8.9) => 8 + 8 = 16 = 1+ 6 = 7.
Took place on 11 3 '11 = 1+1 + 3 + 1+1 = 7.
This is the 7th largest earthquake in reported history => 7.

Conclusion: 777.

Similar occurences:

Jellyfish cropcircle

7 tentacles.
7 "balls" in middle spine.
7 stripes on Jellyfish head.

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July 7,2005 London subway bombing:

July => 7
7 => 7 (Duh!)
2005 => 2+5 = 7

777 again!

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Japan earthquake: 777
Jellyfish crop circle: 777.
London bombing: 777.

Either the MSM is fudging the numbers to make things "fit" numerologically, or this disaster was "preordained". What are your thoughts?

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16) This explains why I get lost every time I try to drive down my retroreflectorless local streets at night. People tell me that some bright spark invented bright lights that point out of the front that could help me but......you know.....that sounds like work.

To make it difficult for vehicles with headlights to see where they are going. The street lights can be switched off in an instant, but cats-eyes (retroreflectors) need to be stopped from reflecting in advance. Without the cats eyes driving at nighttime would be near impossible

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17) And back in the fall I thought the sun was going out!

Sunrises and sunsets are much briefer now, anybody else notice that? Doing yardwork, sunglasses don't cut it anymore. Got to hold up a hand to deflect the sun. Try looking at a sunset these days... yes I know it's not a good idea. This has got to affect pilots. Wonder what they're thinking?

I don't believe the Oort cloud random generator is built into the astronomy computer programs, so I dismiss those. Something is going on. Doesn't anybody remember the day in the mid 1990s that science said a comet was coming and the next day they said "Nahh, we were wrong"?

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18) And hydrogen won't freeze wood unless it is in pellet form.

First of all thermite will not melt steel unless it is in a compressed shape charge format.

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19) So the proof is just a very warm fuzzy feeling that can't be taught. Awesome. And now I'm half color blind.

Absolute proof it was steel, none. Logic says absolutely it was steel. Common sense says it was steel. Common sense cannot be taught, your are either color blind or your not.

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20) Someone learned the important lesson that there is not necessarily any "grandeur" in fame, money or lots of sex............except for me.

I asked the administrators and moderators to remove this thread so I could get rid of the evidence of my attention seeking, but they refused to do so. Since the internet is permanent and rethinking isn't possible I'd like to say hello to the people who aren't born yet who are going to have computers implanted in them. Hello, I am dead and you and all of humanity will eventually die too; I did not have delusions of grandeur if you are reading this. My motive for pooping on a cross naked was gaining fame, fortune and a better sex life......

 

[whatthebutlersaw]

5 and 7 really stand out this month. Even, but not as even as previous months.

And as always, the commentary cracks me up Good job!

Also. You are cute when you're clever. I hope your girlfriend appreciates that.

 

[Klimax]

Perfect month,but I resisted... Only five.

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

Thanks Travis.

And "tonnes not tons" still makes me laugh

 

[Andy_Ross]

5 for me but it was close with the Cats Eyes.

 

[Travis]

5 and 7 really stand out this month. Even, but not as even as previous months.

And as always, the commentary cracks me up Good job!

Also. You are cute when you're clever. I hope your girlfriend appreciates that.

Thank you. Five is my favorite also.

You're hot when you hand out these comments.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Five is a thing of beauty. It's difficult to imagine how anyone could get so confused. It's well into Nigel Tufnel territory.

Dave

 

[timhau]

I could see 5 being a brain fart, but to get to 13 you have to be not only stupid, but also congenitally confused.

 

[Dog Town]

Five is a thing of beauty. It's difficult to imagine how anyone could get so confused. It's well into Nigel Tufnel territory.

Dave

But can it go to eleven?
I loved four, although it doesn't read so well here. It was mine. Five is freaken brilliant, in a not so brilliant way.

 

[Ysidro]

Thank you. Five is my favorite also.

You're hot when you hand out these comments.

I still can't get over Five. It is amazing. Apparently the aliens are more efficient than the writer ever thought!

I hear she likes guys with nads. Just putting that out there.

 

[Travis]

But can it go to eleven?
I loved four, although it doesn't read so well here. It was mine. Five is freaken brilliant, in a not so brilliant way.

Four does suffer a little bit without all the context but it's hard to put all the context into these.

 

[Dog Town]

Four does suffer a little bit without all the context but it's hard to put all the context into these.

I hope you didn't take that as a swipe. Not meant to be. Four is very much one of those "you had to be there" ones. I saw that after I posted it.
You do great charity work here.
Muchas Gracias.


GO #5!