ElMondoHummus
0.25 short of being half-witted
Ayup. Recursive percussive maintenance.
If a mechanical device is giving you trouble, and you don't know what the exact problem is, hit it with a hammer.
If it starts working again, problem solved.
If it shatters into a million pieces, then at least you know what the problem is (it's shattered into a million pieces) and how to fix it (buy a new one).
If neither happens, get a bigger hammer.
LOL... folks, remember the older generation of hard drive that, when the spindle motor became weak enough to where the lubricant viscosity kept it from spinning up, people would quite literally hit (well, tap) the drive with a tool to get it working again? I actually have an old drive that has that exact problem; I haven't used it for years, but last time I fired it up just to see if it held something I could've sworn I had, I literally had to take it out of its external casing and rap it a few times before it would spin.
So yeah, percussive maintenance. Works like a charm.
rouge
No, no, rouge. The red, blushing malware.
Or maybe it's communist...