Great Satanist Awakening Going Strong

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The web has made it easier than ever before to access information on Devil-worshipping and the occult, experts said.

Exorcism is the subject of a six-day conference being held this week at the Regina Apostolorum Pontifical University in Rome, which is under the Vatican's authority.

"The internet makes it much easier than in the past to find information about Satanism," said Carlo Climati, a member of the university who specialises in the dangers posed to young people by Satanism.

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He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See. He said Pope Benedict XVI believed "wholeheartedly" in the practice of exorcism.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/rel...emand-for-exorcists-says-Catholic-Church.html
 
Yeah, I don't believe in Satan, either, so I don't believe he's the cause of anything at all, much less of apostasy.

Maybe the church should look to its very human membership, pardon the pun, to discover reasons for an increasing falling-away?
 
No shortage of nitwits at the rcc.

"Could it be . . . Satan?"

Well, no.
 
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The Vatican's chief exorcist claimed last year that the Devil lurked in the Vatican, the very heart of the Catholic Church.

Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.

He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See.
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This idiotic clown is their "chief exorcist"?

Then again, he may be right that the devil lurks in the very heart of the Vatican...

http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/poperatz1ig.jpg
 
The Anti-Christ and his goons are pretty damn ingenious if you ask me.

First they plant seductive teens in the catholic congregations (their natural beauty obviously being amplified by black magic incantations and spells), then after having sex they frame the priests for rape. The really stubborn priest who refuse to indulge in homofaggotry are then marked for assassination by the Anti-Christs Secret Service.
 
With any luck, this proposed underground "war" will continue until both groups knock each other off. Then all worries will be over and done with.
 
Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.
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You know, producing glass and iron without any prior access to those objects is a testable supernatural feat. This Father really should apply for the challenge.

Of course, if they're just chewing on light-bulbs and then spitting the pieces back out...maybe you should take them to a real psychologist for treatment. I don't think a religious dog and pony show is the best thing for their fragile state of mind.
 
Isn't being a christian more meaningful if you're aware of the alternatives?
 
Variances between 'blame satan' for mans sins

He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See.
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and cover up mental illnesses in priests.

Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.
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Evidence?
 
The thing about Satanists is that they're Christians, pretty much by definition. After all, it's Christian beliefs that say Satan exists in the first place. So all the worry about Satanists seems a bit silly - they're all the same religion, some of them just happen to cheer for the other team. So surely they should be happy that everyone is sticking with the same religion rather than abandoning Christianity entirely and going off to worship some other god like Muslims do. No, wait, that's the same god as well. Atheists. Yeah, everyone hates atheists.

People are weird.
 
On other forums I've met a number of actual (albeit self-proclaimed) Satanists, who don't worship Satan. Apparently true Satanism is about confusing the issue.

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
Myriad said:
On other forums I've met a number of actual (albeit self-proclaimed) Satanists, who don't worship Satan. Apparently true Satanism is about confusing the issue.

Respectfully,
Myriad
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I might be confusing stuff, but as I recall correctly the "church of Satan" is about hedonism and revelery, not about "Satan". Which make it doubly funny when you realize that those priest diddling kids were giving in their carnal desire. (for a "sad" definition of funny).
 
Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained
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He's never been to any random college bar, has he?
 
Arcade22 said:
The Anti-Christ and his goons are pretty damn ingenious if you ask me.

First they plant seductive teens in the catholic congregations (their natural beauty obviously being amplified by black magic incantations and spells), then after having sex they frame the priests for rape. The really stubborn priest who refuse to indulge in homofaggotry are then marked for assassination by the Anti-Christs Secret Service.
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"Homofaggotry"? Really?
 
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