Travis
Misanthrope of the Mountains
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What was Obama's sandwich?
At the reception for war orphan charities on January 18th President Obama told some reporters that earlier in the day he had consumed a tuna fish sandwich. But now we are getting reports it might actually have been a pastrami on rye.
"We hadn't gotten a new shipment of tuna fish in about two weeks while fresh pastrami arrived the day before," said one anonymous kitchen staffer.
"I definitely remember smelling some rye bread that morning," admitted another staff member.
After weeks of careful analysis we have tried to reconstruct the composition of the sandwich in question using elaborate video enhancement techniques on one bit of smuggled security tape.
"The color spectrum we see on frames 12789 through 13257 is consistent with pastrami or rather spoiled tuna." Was the conclusion of respected technician Nate Damson of TVI Technical Services. "Also we note that the bread seems to be textured in a manner similar to rye bread. To make sure of that we photographed rye bread with the same type of CCTV equipment at that angle and with the same lighting conditions."
So now, now Obama we are on to your lies about the sandwich.
At the reception for war orphan charities on January 18th President Obama told some reporters that earlier in the day he had consumed a tuna fish sandwich. But now we are getting reports it might actually have been a pastrami on rye.
"We hadn't gotten a new shipment of tuna fish in about two weeks while fresh pastrami arrived the day before," said one anonymous kitchen staffer.
"I definitely remember smelling some rye bread that morning," admitted another staff member.
After weeks of careful analysis we have tried to reconstruct the composition of the sandwich in question using elaborate video enhancement techniques on one bit of smuggled security tape.
"The color spectrum we see on frames 12789 through 13257 is consistent with pastrami or rather spoiled tuna." Was the conclusion of respected technician Nate Damson of TVI Technical Services. "Also we note that the bread seems to be textured in a manner similar to rye bread. To make sure of that we photographed rye bread with the same type of CCTV equipment at that angle and with the same lighting conditions."
So now, now Obama we are on to your lies about the sandwich.