Neighbors Duel Over *******

[Alferd_Packer]

My sister was once bitten by a moose.

I guess you are Sarah Palin's brother.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

 

[coalesce]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Michael

 

[KateHL]

Mississippians are savages. That wasn't a proper duel.

My mom sat on a jury trial for a stick fight. I mean, that means two guys in Mississippi were mad each other and picked up some sticks on the ground and they were wailing on each other...


...nancies.

 

[ZirconBlue]

Americans are scarier, changing titles for no reason. Those are called "Men who hate women" and "Let the right one in".

I'm surprised that Swedish movies would have English titles.

 

[TubbaBlubba]

I'm surprised that Swedish movies would have English titles.

Oh, you! "Män som hatar kvinnor" och "Låt den rätte komma in". That better for you? I suspect you won't be able to interpret it without a good deal of guesswork, though.


The "such is life..." line reminds me of a silly, and often offensive, but rather amusing parody of the typical "creepy pasta" - Soviet Pasta!

Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter's room is unsettling.

Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland "unsettling". She is sent to count trees in Siberia.

Such is life in Moscow.

There's tons of it for those of you with google skills.

 

[RSLancastr]

amusing parody of the typical "creepy pasta"

Beg pardon?

 

[dudalb]

Mississippians are savages. That wasn't a proper duel.

Exactly. No formal challenges, no seconds, etc.
Now Hamilton and Burr knew how to do it.....

 

[Piscivore]

Exactly. No formal challenges, no seconds, etc.
Now Hamilton and Burr knew how to do it.....

"A glove slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Glove slap ba-a-beee ... (Glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap. "

 

[IDB87]

Beg pardon?

Copypasta (or Copy pasta, or COPY PASTA) is text on *chans that gets copied and pasted over and over. This is how it works: someone posts something on [name removed] that riles people up. People see the topic and copy that first inflammatory post. Then a week or so later someone posts it again. Or they might post it a day later. Or a minute later. Whatever. The flamewar starts over again.

Creepy Pasta is a variation on Copy Pasta.

 

[dudalb]

"A glove slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Glove slap ba-a-beee ... (Glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap. "

As the old saying went...."Pistols for 2, Breakfast for 1".