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Neighbors Duel Over *******

Arcade22 said:
Such is life in America.
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No, such is life for two fools in Mississippi. Over 300 million Americans and you paint us with this broad stroke? You do know this is a forum for critical thinking, right?
 
GlennB said:
Don't know about Swedes, but the British rather like eating swedes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew ....
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When I was a kid, I thought it was called "Sweeten," and imagined everything (everyone?) there must taste sweet. Or like herring.

As for the OP, let's not judge too harshly. Dog poop, after all, is very nasty stuff. On the other hand, my neighbors and I generally manage to resolve our differences without gunplay.
 
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Pardalis said:
And you know this from living in Sweden?
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Judging from Arcade22's posting history, I'm pretty sure his claim that "such is life in America" was tongue-in-cheek. He might as well have said, "such is life in the modern world" or "such is life in the 21st century"...
 
Alt+F4 said:
No, such is life for two fools in Mississippi. Over 300 million Americans and you paint us with this broad stroke? You do know this is a forum for critical thinking, right?
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Yeah, we're not dumb, Mississippian red-necks 'round here.
 
I've called a repairman to see if he can fix the sense of humour in this thread. He thinks the self deprecation is broken.
 
bluesjnr said:
I've called a repairman to see if he can fix the sense of humour in this thread. He thinks the self deprecation is broken.
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And I've seen souls sold for less than the sonofabitch wants to repair that small part of it. @#$!! repairmen.
 
If you are going to do a duel, do it right.
See Ridley Scott's "THe Duelist" for details.
 
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I'm a Mississippian. I never fought anyone who belongs a dog that defecated on my lawn. I have poisoned him....

Am I referring to the neighbor or the dog? I dunno.
 
I once had a co-worker who was in a somewhat similar fight with his neighbor. He had recently moved into a home, and, one day, saw his neighbor flinging shovelfulls (shovels full?) of what turned out to be cat poop over the fence and into my co-worker's yard. the previous owner of my co-worker's new home had frequently set out bowls of cat food, drawing cats from all over, who subsequently would poop all over the neighbors' yards. My co-worker was not feeding the cats, but this neighbor felt that the poop belonged in the yard from whence the food had come. Thus started a weeks-long Battle of the Poop. no firearms were involved.
 
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