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Correa Neto said:
No. "In this thread we pretend all anecdotes about them are true".

David Icke says the queen is one of 'them'. This also means 'they' already landed and are in control.
A moment skywards, WPI, SETI, they are all pointless. How would you like to be served?
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Indeed, I hadn't thought of that one. :)

Surely if "they" were already here and we started looking skywards for someone to land, then that would upset the one's who were already here because they would see it as us wanting someone to come and save us from the one's who are already here... That could lead to a diplomatic incident of truly universal proportions... :jaw-dropp
 
Stray Cat said:
Indeed, I hadn't thought of that one. :)

Surely if "they" were already here and we started looking skywards for someone to land, then that would upset the one's who were already here because they would see it as us wanting someone to come and save us from the one's who are already here... That could lead to a diplomatic incident of truly universal proportions... :jaw-dropp
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We would have to call in the Federation to sort that one out,maybe even the Inter Galactic Council Of Super Advanced Beings And Allied Stoneworkers.
 
This whole looking up business is clearly just a front to pull off the world's largest pick-pocketing scam.

What other explanation could there be? That someone actually believes that looking up will cause aliens to come down and wrassle our greasiest Hungarian?

It's too absurd to even consider but it's so crazy that it just might work.
 
Sean84 said:
This whole looking up business is clearly just a front to pull off the world's largest pick-pocketing scam.

What other explanation could there be? That someone actually believes that looking up will cause aliens to come down and wrassle our greasiest Hungarian?

It's too absurd to even consider but it's so crazy that it just might work.
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The pick pocketing scheme might work but you can bet your life that the super duper gods will not descend.
 
Stray Cat said:
Indeed, I hadn't thought of that one. :)

Surely if "they" were already here and we started looking skywards for someone to land, then that would upset the one's who were already here because they would see it as us wanting someone to come and save us from the one's who are already here... That could lead to a diplomatic incident of truly universal proportions... :jaw-dropp
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...and that's where thunder and lightning come from. ;)
 
dafydd said:
I thought that thunder was the angels moving the furniture about.
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If you heard thunder yesterday, on Thor's day, that wasn't angels. God of Thunder was just having a go.

ETA - It's Thonor's Day on your little island, actually.
 
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I say that if the elusive heaven-dwellers won't descend today in order to help the Japanese, a moment at the Olympics won't mean anything to them either. And really, if they aren't willing to come down and apply their advanced technology to helping rebuild Japan, rescuing it's people, and neutralizing the nuclear emergency, who needs or wants them around anyway?
 
yodaluver28 said:
I say that if the elusive heaven-dwellers won't descend today in order to help the Japanese, a moment at the Olympics won't mean anything to them either. And really, if they aren't willing to come down and apply their advanced technology to helping rebuild Japan, rescuing it's people, and neutralizing the nuclear emergency, who needs or wants them around anyway?
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Indeed, I've suggested this before, but KotA continues to resist it. If you take his anecdotes at face value, you'd have to conclude that they're just showoffs. Darting around the sky and allocating enormouse resources to slice up a bunch of rocks for temples. They're as useful to us as Lippizaners at a plow. Space fops and drama queens. Forget the Olympics, have your moment skyward in Paris or Milan. Maybe Dior will hire one.
 
King of the Americas said:
Our ancient ancestors may have made contact, but we certainly haven't yet.
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Our ancient ancestors were smart enough to figure out how to draw down the flying saucers, which we aren't smart enough to do, while simultaneously being stupid enough to need aliens to tell them how to carve stone, which we ('we' apparently not including you, since you said you can't do it even with modern tools) have no problem doing.
 
carlitos said:
Sorry - I was referring to Britain; based on name / flag combo I assumed Wales. Remember, no man is an island, but in a bathtub you can be a whole continent!
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...and it seems incontinent ...Wales is not an island either...
 
Stray Cat said:
Indeed it's a patch of land attached to the West of England and covers an area about the size of Wales. ;)
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Actually it covers an area precisely the size of Wales... :)

Sorry KoTa but regarding your original question I just cannot see what humans could possibly do that would sufficiently attract the gods (aliens, ETs, whatever term you want to use) to directly contact us. It seems to me that everything that can be tried to attract their attention has already been tried (from human sacrifice to peaceful prayer and the "contactee movement" to murderous warfare and trying to shoot them out of the skies - and even catastrophic natural disasters). Nothing has worked so far. It's all been done. We just have to accept that we have absolutely no power over the gods (if they exist at all - and yes I know, there is plenty of circumstantial evidence for ET - and even for your thesis - ET as god(s) - though that to a lesser extent - but it is all just that: circumstantial and therefore open to misinterpretation). If your thesis is correct, then they may indeed "return" (at least the possibility will always remain), but I just don't see that we can do anything to influence when or if that might be (perhaps if we survive long enough as a technological species to be able to directly threaten them - then perhaps they might "reconsider"? But who really knows...?
 
Rramjet said:
Actually it covers an area precisely the size of Wales... :)
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Yes, I know, I live quite near by :)

It is an English joke that "an area about the size of Wales" should be made into a recognised measurement as it is often used to describe large areas in the UK media (such as the amount of rain forest cut down on a daily basis).
 
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