TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
This was the point where you were supposed to take a break, roll up a really fat doobie, and read Bored of the Rings instead.
Whether or not you made it back to Tolkien was the big step.
Well, since I read LoTR when I was seven years old, that really wasn't an option. I was advanced in geekiness, but not in other areas!