Let's take Anders' latest approach 'seriously', shall we?
GWB always mispronounced the word 'nuclear' as 'nukular'. This was obviously a secret code to his commanders that America's nuclear stockpile is a hoax, and that there are no nuclear weapons.
Why else would he refuse to say the word correctly? He KNOWS it's a hoax. The weapons tests were all faked, and Hiroshima and Nagasaki never happened - just like the holocaust.
Here's some other Bushisms to ponder:
'"I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004'
This is a coded admission that GWB is actually a woman pretending to be a man. The real GWB was abducted and is being held in Area 51. One further clue is that GWB looks way too good in a thong.
'This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005'
This was said just months before the 2007 American invasion of Iran. Nobody saw it coming....
'You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 '
This encouragement is code that Bush wanted Americans to divorce, especially if they had children.
'"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004'
This is definitive evidence that there are multiple internets - the Official Government Internet, which is actually a complete lie, and the real internets, owned and operated by the shadowy NWO and Illuminati elites. Anybody who dares to write about this will be instantly tracked down (thru the internets) and liquida...