Dutch central bank using remote viewing and remote influecing to manipulate markets

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Dutch central bankers are in a battle with zionist extremists and Iranian nuclear transmutationists to control the worlds supply of gold and the price of precious metals.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/02/10/business-eu-netherlands-pension-gold_8302680.html

It is widely believed that the Iranian nuclear program is on the cutting edge of developing a process to synthesize platinum metals and gold. This technology has become an issue of national security to the Israeli interest in world gold supplies rumored to be transported and stored inside the hollow moon compound.

Nout Wellink the governor for the central bank in the Netherlands has mastered an ancient technique of theta harvesting that allows him to foresee world events. Apparently they are siding with the Iranians and plan on crushing the zionist scheme on cornering the worlds market of gold. They have ordered all mutual and pension funds to liquidate gold holdings as a method of flooding the market and hitting the moon zionists where it hurts the most.. in there checkbooks. This selling pressure hopefully will avoid WW3.

The problem at this point is that they may use the remote viewing to manipulate other markets and take control from the zionists. this is a fluid story and i am still gathering evidence.
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I see you've been studying, dvictr. Your skill at trolling for the lulz is increasing.
 
Comedy tin

moon compound?
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Mr D allegedly believes the Moon is hollow and da joos have a base there.........
 
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AnnoyingPony said:
I see you've been studying, dvictr. Your skill at trolling for the lulz is increasing.
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Yeah, it's a little better then his previous attempts, but he still has a long way to go to become an entertaning troll rather then just an anoyning one.
 
dvictr said:
Dutch central bankers are in a battle with zionist extremists and Iranian nuclear transmutationists to control the worlds supply of gold and the price of precious metals.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/02/10/business-eu-netherlands-pension-gold_8302680.html

It is widely believed that the Iranian nuclear program is on the cutting edge of developing a process to synthesize platinum metals and gold. This technology has become an issue of national security to the Israeli interest in world gold supplies rumored to be transported and stored inside the hollow moon compound.

Nout Wellink the governor for the central bank in the Netherlands has mastered an ancient technique of theta harvesting that allows him to foresee world events. Apparently they are siding with the Iranians and plan on crushing the zionist scheme on cornering the worlds market of gold. They have ordered all mutual and pension funds to liquidate gold holdings as a method of flooding the market and hitting the moon zionists where it hurts the most.. in there checkbooks. This selling pressure hopefully will avoid WW3.

The problem at this point is that they may use the remote viewing to manipulate other markets and take control from the zionists. this is a fluid story and i am still gathering evidence.
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Well, I'll score it a 78, Dick. I like the return to the funadmentals and the lyrics are top notch, but my girlfriend likes to dance and the beat isn't strong enough, so a 78, then.
 
Goddamnit, dvictr. From the title I thought you'd moved on to new areas of trolling, but within the first sentence you're back to da jooz. You don't need them in this one! The remote viewing and alchemy was more than enough to really get people riled up. Throwing da jooz in just gives the game away before it gets started.
 
dvictr said:
Nout Wellink the governor for the central bank in the Netherlands has mastered an ancient technique of theta harvesting that allows him to foresee world events.
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:dl:

Pray tell me, then, why didn't he foresee that Fortis would go bust over its acquisition of (part of) ABN-AMRO? And why didn't he foresee the bankruptcy of DSB?

ETA: Oh, and Icesave of course. :rolleyes:
 
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dvictr said:
Dutch central bankers are in a battle with zionist extremists and Iranian nuclear transmutationists to control the worlds supply of gold and the price of precious metals.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/02/10/business-eu-netherlands-pension-gold_8302680.html

It is widely believed that the Iranian nuclear program is on the cutting edge of developing a process to synthesize platinum metals and gold. This technology has become an issue of national security to the Israeli interest in world gold supplies rumored to be transported and stored inside the hollow moon compound.

Nout Wellink the governor for the central bank in the Netherlands has mastered an ancient technique of theta harvesting that allows him to foresee world events. Apparently they are siding with the Iranians and plan on crushing the zionist scheme on cornering the worlds market of gold. They have ordered all mutual and pension funds to liquidate gold holdings as a method of flooding the market and hitting the moon zionists where it hurts the most.. in there checkbooks. This selling pressure hopefully will avoid WW3.

The problem at this point is that they may use the remote viewing to manipulate other markets and take control from the zionists. this is a fluid story and i am still gathering evidence.
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You should have worked some aliens into the story.
 
dvictr said:
regrettably no, there is a widely circulated online conspiracy even discussed on this forum regarding zionist gold hording.. http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182611

i am asking for anyone with additional information to spread the word.
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Even MORE comedy.....you could at least try to troll with something remotely possible

Why don't you try and convince people that the da joos stole your brain and left your head stuffed with yeti hair.
 
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Guys, guys, guys.

I've told you before: Our Balkan friend is merely trying out D-grade science-fiction movie scripts on us. Once he develops a method of maximum lulz, he's going to go talk to a producer and pitch it. Hey, he can't do too much worse than SOME of the tripe that HAS seen the light of celluloid... ;)
 
Zep said:
Guys, guys, guys.

I've told you before: Our Balkan friend is merely trying out D-grade science-fiction movie scripts on us. Once he develops a method of maximum lulz, he's going to go talk to a producer and pitch it. Hey, he can't do too much worse than SOME of the tripe that HAS seen the light of celluloid... ;)
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He need to work harder at it.
 
dvictr said:
Dutch central bankers are in a battle with zionist extremists and Iranian nuclear transmutationists to control the worlds supply of gold and the price of precious metals.


Nout Wellink the governor for the central bank in the Netherlands has mastered an ancient technique of theta harvesting that allows him to foresee world events. Apparently they are siding with the Iranians and plan on crushing the zionist scheme on cornering the worlds market of gold.
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I'm confused, are the Dutch battling or siding with the Iranians?
 
You know, except for the stuff between the title and the photo, the OP makes perfect sense.
 
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