Merged Discussion of the moon landing "hoax"

[CptColumbo]

So, having read the entire thread I have one question:

Has anyone got a realistice explanation as to why the Apollo landings are hoaxes?

Oh no he di'int!

I have proof the Moon is held together with rebar!

Look in the lower left corner.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I knew it.

 

[akama1]

rebar? looks more like someone forgot to remove the barcode after purchase

 

[PhantomWolf]

rebar? looks more like someone forgot to remove the barcode after purchase

Pay it no attention, it's not really a bunch of monoliths.

 

[PhantomWolf]

Oh no he di'int!

Oh yes he did...

 

[Wildy]

I have proof the Moon is held together with rebar!

Look in the lower left corner.

That's C4 coated rebar isn't it?

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

3" on a 4' center.

 

[Wildy]

Well it looks like I've killed the thread. So to continue.

Did the Russians know about the rebar or were they hypnotised into believing that it wasn't there?

 

[twinstead]

Well it looks like I've killed the thread. So to continue.

Did the Russians know about the rebar or were they hypnotised into believing that it wasn't there?

They knew, but they looked the other way because we bought them booze and hookers.

 

[Wildy]

The knew, but they looked the other way because we bought them booze and hookers.

What kind of booze? And were the hookers locally sourced from the Soviet Union or were American hookers sent there?

Was this method of payment used for all the groups that needed appeasing?

 

[CptColumbo]

They knew, but they looked the other way because we bought them booze and hookers.

From the Moon?!
Damn, we got to go back. Right friggin now!


That would make an awesome Scifi/porno movie.
I see Jerry Bruckheimer producing.

Booze and Hookers from the Far Side of the Moon

 

[twinstead]

Tell me the far side of the moon isn't the BEST place to hide booze and hookers

 

[Wildy]

When are the real hoax believers coming back?

 

[matt.tansy]

When are the real hoax believers coming back?

They're scouring the hoax believer websites for more of the same old, long debunked, bogus evidence. They're not smart enough to go to NASAs' websites and come up with their own "anomalies".

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Tell me the far side of the moon isn't the BEST place to hide booze and hookers

Parsons Crater - that's where I'll be building my moon casino.

 

[dafydd]

Parsons Crater - that's where I'll be building my moon casino.

How would the reduced gravity affect the roulette wheel and the craps table? would the odds have to be changed?

 

[drewid]

The odds would be the same, but the games would take a much longer time

 

[Nonpareil]

How would the reduced gravity affect the roulette wheel and the craps table? would the odds have to be changed?

Well, instead of red and black, you'd have the options of red, black, and through the nearest window.

 

[CptColumbo]

Tell me the far side of the moon isn't the BEST place to hide booze and hookers

The near side is so comercialized, cause it's the side everyone wants to go to (look where all the Apollo missions went). The far side is where all the action is.


BTW I hope I'm not going to inspire someone to propose a sequel to The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

 

[dafydd]

Well, instead of red and black, you'd have the options of red, black, and through the nearest window.

So we can forget about orbiting casinos with zero gravity roulette. It would make a floating bet in poker more interesting.