Ed Sylvia Browne's Predictions (for the year 2000)

[Paradox74]

http://web.archive.org/web/20000301060827/sylvia.org/2000Pred.htm


I don't have the time to sort through each and every one of her predictions, but just to get the ball rolling, I might as well mention that Courtney Cox did get pregnant...but gave birth to a daughter, not a son. Oh, and it occurred in 2004, not 2000:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courteney_Cox#Personal_life

Also, I'm pretty sure that Browne wasn't refering to the other two Courtneys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Cox

One is an athlete and the other a musician. No mention of those two getting pregnant and giving birth to a boy in 2000.

 

[C_Felix]

Ya might wanna edit the thread title.

For the year 200.

There's many jokes to be had there:

A two headed goat will be born to the 2nd tribe on the equinox.
A head of King will be joining the head of John the Baptist on a platter.
A rain of frogs with VD will plague Naples.

 

[Gypseagirl]

http://web.archive.org/web/20000301060827/sylvia.org/2000Pred.htm


I don't have the time to sort through each and every one of her predictions, but just to get the ball rolling, I might as well mention that Courtney Cox did get pregnant...but gave birth to a daughter, not a son. Oh, and it occurred in 2004, not 2000:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courteney_Cox#Personal_life

Also, I'm pretty sure that Browne wasn't refering to the other two Courtneys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Cox

One is an athlete and the other a musician. No mention of those two getting pregnant and giving birth to a boy in 2000.

Sylvia's just a nutcase.

Ya might wanna edit the thread title.

For the year 200.

There's many jokes to be had there:

A two headed goat will be born to the 2nd tribe on the equinox.
A head of King will be joining the head of John the Baptist on a platter.
A rain of frogs with VD will plague Naples.

Hey that's a good one. LOL

 

[Paradox74]

Oh -explicit-. Now everyone is going to make fun of my typo and miss the topic entirely. Is there some way that I can rename the title or delete this thread? The title was supposed to be 2000, not 200.

 

[Avatar49]

I think people will know what you mean. Theere will be jokes however and Sylvias predictions wont be anymore right.

 

[Triskelion]

Year 200? I knew Sylvia was getting on a bit but I never realized she was that old! Seriously though, the link's not working for me. I've seen lists of her predictions before & along with the usual stuff about celebrities & what have you there's normally a few really far out & wacky predictions in there as well.

 

[Lucian]

Oh -explicit-. Now everyone is going to make fun of my typo and miss the topic entirely. Is there some way that I can rename the title or delete this thread? The title was supposed to be 2000, not 200.

I think if you PM a mod and ask very nicely and offer him/her chocolate and beer, he or she may edit the title for you.

 

[Paradox74]

Year 200? I knew Sylvia was getting on a bit but I never realized she was that old! Seriously though, the link's not working for me. I've seen lists of her predictions before & along with the usual stuff about celebrities & what have you there's normally a few really far out & wacky predictions in there as well.

I can still access all three of those links. Maybe you need to type the URL in the address bar or use a different web browser.

I think if you PM a mod and ask very nicely and offer him/her chocolate and beer, he or she may edit the title for you.

I'm pretty sure that will happen anyway once this thread takes up some more posts.

 

[Gypseagirl]

I think people will know what you mean. Theere will be jokes however and Sylvias predictions wont be anymore right.

You're right there will be jokes...because she won't ever be right in the future or the past. Actually Sylvia is a big joke period.

 

[Mister Earl]

13. There will be extensive monitoring of the internet that will be imposed to govern and reduce indiscriminate pornography. This will be drastically different from the filtering software available now, along with harsh regulation.
22. NASA finally cuts back on the space program realizing that every time they send up a space vehicle they are tearing the ozone layer.
31. Organized religion becomes gentler and kinder and more liberal, which goes along with spirituality and in keeping with Christ's words.
32. We are approaching an age of innate goodness and acceptance and the philosophy of living and let live. People become more conscious of others like it was in the 1940's and 50's; e.g., when someone dies, people come together to help with a more community-like lifestyle. Families begin to band together as they once did.

Just a small selection that made me go BWAAAHAHAHA!

 

[rambaldi]

http://web.archive.org/web/20000301060827/sylvia.org/2000Pred.htm

Just the results of quick googling and wikiing

5 There is going to be a shake-up at American Airlines during January and February. American will also merge with Alaska Airlines.

Fail...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines

6 TWA is hanging on by a thread and will probably not last until the end of the year.

Fail...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_World_Airlines

15.:Sorry to say there will be three hurricanes that hit in rapid succession in the Fall, again around the Bahamas, then Mexico, Florida, and the Carolinas.

Fail... I'm beginning to see a pattern
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/2000atlan.shtml
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/tracks/2000atl.gif

34 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston get married, but it lasts for only a short time.

Finally, at least the first half, the "short time" could be debated.
And to play Captain Obvious, predicting short marriages in Hollywood does not require psychic abilities.

35 Gwyneth Paltrow marries an older man who is in the entertainment business, but not as well known as she.

Back to fail...

36 David Letterman decides to call it quits from his nightly late show after this year.

Fail

28 Democrats will win the election with Bill Bradley, with close competition from the Reform Party.

Even failer

 

[Paradox74]

It appears that someone has fixed the thread's title. Thank you moderators!

Also, "Tornadoes touch down in Ohio in April and a devastating one touches down in Brownesville and San Antonio, Texas in the Spring"

Actually, a tornado did hit Ohio in the year 2000, but it was in September and not April:

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/09/21/loc_storm_hits_xenia.html
http://www.xeniatornado.com/sept_20_00.htm

Secondly, a devistating tornado did in fact hit Texas in the Spring of 2000. However, the disaster occurred in Fort Worth which is 240 miles away from San Antonio and about some 400+ miles away from Brownesville.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Fort_Worth_tornado

 

[Tricky]

Secondly, a devistating tornado did in fact hit Texas in the Spring of 2000. However, the disaster occurred in Fort Worth which is 240 miles away from San Antonio and about some 400+ miles away from Brownesville.

Or roughly, ten Rhode Islands away.

 

[Polaris]

You're right there will be jokes...because she won't ever be right in the future or the past. Actually Sylvia is a big joke period.

I suppose that's better than a big period joke. (There isn't an emoticon for uncool).

 

[Avatar49]

22. NASA finally cuts back on the space program realizing that every time they send up a space vehicle they are tearing the ozone layer.

This is my favorite its like saying "Driving my car is tearing holes in oxygen and nitrogen".