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As Egypt Descends in Chaos, Should Sarah Palin Support a US-Led Invasion?

The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin. Rioters have taken over the streets, top presidential cabinet members have fled the country and numerous reports of Christians having their phone and internet services cut off have reached America. The thirty-year rein of Hosni Mubarak may be finally reaching an end.

The troubles started in Tunisia where students, working unwittingly at the behest of fundamentalist Islamics, overthrew their government and turned the North African state into a place of violence and anarchy. As was seen in Southeast Asia in the 60s, this movement threatens to ignite the whole continent in revolution against our strongest allies in the region.

The Taliban took advantage of this type of dilemma several decades ago, leading to the rise of an Al Qaida dictator state in Afghanistan. The same can be said of Iran, which for a moment showed hopes of becoming a true democracy before sliding dangerously into Muslim theocracy. There is little doubt that revolution in Egypt will lead to a similar problem. The Christian minority there has always lived tenuously, repressed and discriminated against in ways the mainstream media is reluctant to report. “Seizing a Moment, Al Jazeera Taps Arab Anger,” is the headline in the New York Times, signaling just how quickly Islamicists are trying to profit from this upheaval. The Times even goes so far as to call this “Al Jazeera’s moment.” A totalitarian regime based on Sharia Law and closed off to U.S. oversight is the worst possible outcome of this insurgency.

Another aspect that should be taken into account is that radical elements in the United States are interpreting this uprising as a teachable moment. On message boards, social networking sites and the web pages of leftwing groups across the nation, young Americans are voicing interest in similar riots taking place on our very soil. Socialists, liberals and eco-terrorists are fully behind the violence in Egypt. Their talk of a coup d’etat in the U.S. is dangerous, possibly treasonous, and threatens our greatest traditions of moral primacy.

Goodies! I'd follow Sarah into battle for Jesus, praise the Lord!
 
Seriously this has to be a new version of the Onion

....................like it is isn't it

Otherwise who ever wrote that article make the Amish look like godless sluts
 
Seriously this has to be a new version of the Onion

....................like it is isn't it

Otherwise who ever wrote that article make the Amish look like godless sluts

Stop talking about Kelly McGillis like that, Tom Cruise might zap you with purple lightning, or Harrison Ford might dump a silo of corn on your head.










(Ref is to two different films with Miss McG in them ... Witness, and Top Gun
 
Do you suppose they understand that Sarah Palin is no longer an elected official?
 
What?


Does the writer of the article even know what's going on beyond "People in Egypt killing each other"?
 
In the comments below the article, author Stephenson Billings says this (I kid you not):

Being Christian is about sharing love and freedom. What better way to do that than to bring that to this nation with our military forces.
 
This is so stupid it's disgusting.

Looking at some of the other content there, I see that this site is satire.
 
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Egypt would be a bit premature. I think we should send her to Afghanistan. Put a rifle in her hands and see how she does shooting at folks who shoot back. It'd be nice to offer at least; she deserves a chance to prove she's not a chickenhawk.
 
I like this idea, but it doesn't go far enough. Sarah Palin should personally lead a U.S. invasion of Egypt. Armed with a sling, just like David against Goliath!

ETA: Nominations are now being taken for who else should be included in the invasion force. So far, we have the Westboro Baptist Church, the New York Jets, and that guy who made a financial gain on the invention of the Splash Wash lined up.

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
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I like this idea, but it doesn't go far enough. Sarah Palin should personally lead a U.S. invasion of Egypt. Armed with a sling, just like David against Goliath!

ETA: Nominations are now being taken for who else should be included in the invasion force. So far, we have the Westboro Baptist Church, the New York Jets, and that guy who made a financial gain on the invention of the Splash Wash lined up.

Respectfully,
Myriad

The inventor of the Snuggie.

Anybody who ever bought Kinoki pads.

The judges of American Idol.
 
Christwire is satire.
You weren't the only one fooled, though:



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