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tsig said:
Don't you know that aliens look upon a direct stare as the deadliest of insults?

You're asking for the equivalent of a declaration of war with an unknown enemy with unknown weapons. Are you an alien agent-provocateur?
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The things he doesn't know about aliens... or much of anything, it appears.
 
Correa Neto said:
Yeah... The cattle is anxious for the farmer's return. Eager to take a ride in their trucks. Farmers also have not too much interest in contacting cattle by the way.

Yeah... Your skygods will take you straight towards their slaughterhouse.

Yeah... Watchmen are also used to keep people from leaving prisions. And they quite often make no contatcts with the prisioners.
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You sound a little paranoid, dude...
 
tsig said:
How about a moment of navel gazing. While we stare at our navel we can meditate on the joys of MotherHood and how grateful we are that our mothers didn't strangle us in the womb with a rusty wire coat hanger.
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I like it!

I'll tell you what let's trade lobbying efforts.

I'll write in support of your 'navel gazing', if you'll support my "moment skyward"?
 
Asking the Olympic committee to encourage people to all look up on the count of three so that godly oceanic extraterrestrial ascended human alien sports enthusiasts will come back from wherever they're hiding and do something is a remarkably stupid idea.

I mean just so... so... stupid. For so many reasons. Just incredibly stupid.

Dumb.

Now let's all dance a jig so the leprechauns will shower us with gold!

Golden showers for all!
 
King of the Americas said:
...Thank you for your input, regardless of how utterly useless.
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I think a shower of gold would be very useful, but if you don't, I won't insist on sharing mine with you.

We're just as likely to get gold from leprechauns as from space aliens, and leprechauns are not widely reported to abduct people, perform strange medical procedures, erase their memories, mutilate cattle, and so on, so leprechaun believers are probably courting less hypothetical risk in summoning their imaginary quarry than UFO believers in summoning theirs.
 
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King of the Americas said:
So, lets pretend for a moment that all the anecdotes ARE accurate, that history IS a depiction of gods descending from the heavens, and that this is what people are seeing when they witness a U.F.O. The debate is over they exist.

The question is how do we make contact, or otherwise 'invite' them back, so we can all meet face to face?
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What!? Why would you want to meet fallen angels face to face!?

King of the Americas said:
I propose we invite them to the opening ceremonies at the next Olympics. In my exuberant youth, I came to the conclusion that they would show up, just as soon as most of the world was looking at one place... Digitally speaking, we are almost capable of focusing global attention on a singular spot.

How else would one go about reaching out to them?
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You do not want this. You should reach out to Jesus Christ instead.

King of the Americas said:
Does anyone know if the large pictograms worked out for the Nazca?
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No one does. If it did how would any of these people know? That was along time ago.

King of the Americas said:
How should we, as the human race, reach out?
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Pic up a bible, read (out loud helps because the voice flows like water), believe, and ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart as your Lord and savior, then comes understanding.
 
Sean84 said:
Asking the Olympic committee to encourage people to all look up on the count of three so that godly oceanic extraterrestrial ascended human alien sports enthusiasts will come back from wherever they're hiding and do something is a remarkably stupid idea.
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Unfortunately, that may result in Boris Johnson giving it his whole-hearted support.

Dave
 
King of the Americas said:
You sound a little paranoid, dude...
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Oh, really?

Remember, I am playing according to the rules you established. Here, however, my interpretation of UFO lore is opposite of yours, it is not of benevolent non-alien extraterrestrial skygods but of aliens (yes, extraterrestrial aliens) farming humans. Just like we do with cattle. Improve the stock, give it some vaccines, check their health, tag the cows, keep them docile... Ever noticed it also matches the abduction, examination and probing reports?

So, from my (ficticious) point of view, I'm not paranoid- I'm realistic. You are sounding, from this point of view, naive and sheepish (it's no wonder within this context that Christians enjoy the sheep analogy). How would you like to be served when the skydemons come back to do the harvest?

My interpretation is working pretty well; I even say it has a better fit with the lore than yours. Can you show its wrong? Can you imagine why both interpretations are possible?
 
Sean84 said:
Asking the Olympic committee to encourage people to all look up on the count of three so that godly oceanic extraterrestrial ascended human alien sports enthusiasts will come back from wherever they're hiding and do something is a remarkably stupid idea.
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Dave Rogers said:
Unfortunately, that may result in Boris Johnson giving it his whole-hearted support.

Dave
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Perhaps we should just offer all the aliens free bicycles? Maybe that would coax them down into central London?
 
Oh and in the light of references to gusset-bursting and golden showers, can I point out to everyone that the Sexual Fetishes thread is in Science, Maths, Medicine and Technology sub-forum. :)
 
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