Akhenaten
Heretic Pharaoh
On, brave old what's-your-name!
On, Unnamed TEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!
Fight on to victory
But don't tell them who we are....
On, formless ma-a-a-a-scot!
On, anonymitYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Do lots of cool things
But let others take the stinking credit....

Formless mascot? This sounds like a job for the Phantom Photoshopping Pharaoh!
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