December Stundie Finals

[Travis]

First let us celebrate the winner from November.

"Has anyone noticed how windy has been lately? I think it has to do with all those windmills. Perhaps they were wired incorrectly so instead of using wind to produce electricity, they are using electricity to produce wind. This should be investigated ASAP."
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Incredible!

And now the lucky ones I chose to be the finalists for December of the great year of 2010 (the year we didn't make contact).

1)Does Quantum Mechanics allow for explosions that occur after a building starts to collapse to be responsible for initiating that collapse?

You can still hear em right? Big deal if they came from after the collapse, do you know haw they prepare a building for demolition? Obviously not. I believe 7 still standing eh?

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2)What does The Rapture have to do with the Apollo Moon Landings? Beats me. I didn't major in "crazy".

Really, this is disappointing. I was hoping to discuss the symbology of the Eagle lunar module and the Columbia command module for a further understanding of the Rapture. Instead I am supposed to explain to imbeciles why the lunar surface is going to a little bit brighter than a flourescent street lamp?????

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3) You have to love how The Free Man movement produces astounding cognitive dissonance.

I had a personal loan from a bank here, obviously I defaulted and didn't make any contact with the bank...
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I am also going to say that because I am an honourable man who always prefers to settle matters amicably

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4) So the IMF forced Poland to put all those people on a plane to push a vaccine that wouldn't help the IMF at all anyways?

I just want to add another major event that got sidelined last year (I think due to a volcano eruption in Iceland) during the H1N1 fiasco. The airplane crash in Poland that killed the President of Poland, his wife and the entire governing body. The crash was the 70th anniversary of the massacre of 22,000 Polish military officers and intellectuals in 1940 by Josef Stalin's NKVD secret police

Poland was the only country in Europe who rejected the H1N1 shot and the only country who refused to do business with the IMF.. conicidence? I think not.

Who puts their entire gov't body on the same air plane? noone.

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5) Yes.....it's obvious that, potentially, accidentally inducing seizures is the first step towards mind control.

Scientists knew over 30 years ago, that the flicker rate of a TV screen could influence different parts of the human brain, depending on the frequency. That was THIRTY YEARS AGO BRO. And now we have all digital signal, you don't think that underlying code and subliminal programming are rampant in digital signal?

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6) Science teachers everywhere weep.

You don't even know why terminal velocity exists, do you?

It's acceleration due to gravity....... I think Earth's terminal velocity is 172 feet per second per second and the moon's is about a 1/4 of the Earth's.
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Light has a Terminal Velocity....... Light doesn't keep on getting faster and faster . Yes the speed of light is fixed

.....in other words, no, this person clearly doesn't know what terminal velocity is.
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7) Alternate universe histories is fun.

December 7, 1941
Never forget.
That line item to congress about America and Japanese were at peace prior to Dec 7 1941 is bull.

Look up the Hell's Angels and the Flying Tigers. The USA had been kicking the butts of Japanese planes for almost 5 years in china, before japan retaliated (pearl harbor)


The majority of americans do no know, the japanese did not randomly attack.

it is one of the nasties of how our government works; lack of responsibility!

I will always remember pearl harbor as the day our government declared war on an enemy that 'we the people' created. (kind of like how 'we the people' created Osama bin laden)

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8) I say once pain is done doing its job of letting me know I broke my arm I'm quite content to interfere with it.

The last thing I would ever do for a broken bone is go to a hospital. And pain is a perfectly natural physiological response that should not be interfered with, generally.

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9) Planes are supposed to disintegrate before they impact a building? Someone needs to ressurect Newton so we can get this causality stuff down!

You are wrong, pure and simple. Planes don't enter huge steel buildings, wing tips, edges, tail and all, fully intact. It wasn't a Boeing. The WTC was set up, it took time, It wasn't a Boeing. You should watch some plane crash's and see what Really happens when a plane crashes at slow speeds, much less 500mph. A common truck can drive through one at 30mph. The tail can snap off on a hard landing. 10lb birds cause havoc on impact.Whatever hit the WTC was not a Boeing.

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10) The wiki page on the Holocaust isn't equally compelling?

I simply said I have not seen compelling evidence either way on the issue [of whether the Holocaust happened].
The number 12 million with respect to the Ukrainian famine, came from Wikipedia.

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11) Considering what happened to the Sturmabteilung I have to wonder what's being implied here and why it's important to note that they existed before Hitler took power? Also, is there a rule that says you can't use proper punctuation and capitalization when talking **** about the government?

did you know that hitler and the third reich had the brown shirts before taking power i germany. they were a little army of good citizens that reported supicious activity. they became the gustapo at a later time when hitler took power. they killed hundreds of thousands of jews and there only excuse at the nuremberg trials were "we were just following orders" this app is the antithesis of the slow fall into fascism our country is now seeing. goldman sachs controls the SEC monsanto runs the FDA and GE runs the energy commision. and we have a government police force the department of homeland security and we have janet napolitano in wal marts with messages of reporting "suspicious activity" to protect the homeland. what ever happened to protecting the constitution. and over the last 15 years it is being burned in front of our eyes. and this is just another lighter to add to the attempt. read the 4th amendment and remember that in america your are "innocent until proven guilty" for a reason.

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12) In the kid friendly cartoon version of this event (where it's not even a bomber but has passengers) this maybe happened but not in real life.

Some of the plane would probably get stuck inside the building, as happened when an airplane flew into the Empire State Building. The passengers on that plane survived. They just crawled over the wreckage and took the elevators down to the ground.

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13) Well this settles it. Humans have never been to Earth. We've been living on a Moon the whole time.

Simple enough---the technology required to send man to ANY PLANET in 1969 didn't exist---only those who were connected to incomes dependent upon such BS would ever believe it, while a few are too gutless to even consider it.

Dave McGowan has done great work in this regard, as have many others--be careful the plants--those who willingly guide you into the abyss in hopes of branding you a NUTTER

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14) Wasn't the old claim that the Pentagon was impenetrable to anything except cruise missiles?

The Pentagon was a shabby structure built quick an cheap. A pickup truck could knock down a Pentagon wall. Look it up. It was mostly thin concrete over thin plywood.

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15) "Research" has been redefined as: writing out whatever comes to me during a good LSD trip. Yeah it's a good thing actual scientists studying anything other than LSD trips don't do that.

There is many things in this Universe which is beyond the mindset of scientists who basically believe what is written before them instead of researching like us.
The Sun, to me seems like a massive Planetoid which must be housing all these beings which have created thoughtforms in Earth. And sinisterly, has anyone noticed that those UFOs come from the direction of The Sun.
What baffles me is that mercury with the great heat of the Sun has not crumbled now, has it, but then this Universe has a lot of secrets.
Secrets that man never stepped on the surface of the Moon because the feat was way too impossible indeed.

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16) Haiti is now in the upper atmosphere and has the geologic stability of wherever the Care Bears lived.

It's unfortunate that the earthquake that was caused in Haiti by HAARP, put it's people in such devastation that they are resorting to killing each other instead of fighting the real causes of this tragedy.

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17) What is Mom Entum! And I certainly entumed your mom a lot Alex! [/Connery]

Show us a photo of either the descent or the ascent rockets firing and the exhaust plume.
And exactly how does a space craft fly when "The engine is NOT ON"

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18) If we've got invisible space stations in orbit then our problems are much bigger than what happened to the WTC.

Thanks, Duane. It is completely possible that the events of 911 were launched from a space platform of some sort, and orchestrated like a video game. At some point Star Wars DEW weaponry had to be tested, so why not the Twin Towers?

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19) Lastly it would appear Silverstein went broke because he built 50 story nuclear bomb shelters for some reason. Also lastly you can only make one last point.

lastly i find it hard to believe that a firefighter with a type 3 fire cert wouldn't know the difference between the sound of falling rubble and an explosion. there are very big differences in the report of a shape charge and the thud of rubble... also some of the firefighters reported explosions before the building began to collapse.

and lastly they reported WT7 fell BEFORE it actually fell...combine that with an interview of the owner of the building saying that he told them to pull it...and that is enough to provide reasonable doubt that a NUCLEAR BOMB SHELTER(which is what WT7 was) and the EMERGENCY COMMAND CENTER FOR THE CITY just fell down...which is ludicrous and shows a little lack of reality on your part.

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20) These Jews need to contact Guinness. With no training they apparently broke the world record by over ten minutes and did it while scared out of their minds!

Simply by holding their breaths and lying down as low as possible to the ground, any number of Jews would have survived even a thirty minute gassing ordeal.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Ouch. I've just finished reading through all the entries, but it'll be a while before I can vote. My brain has escaped through my left ear and is hiding under a table, and it says it won't come out till I stop being so cruel to it.

In other words, this is a high-quality set of Stundies.

Dave

 

[Horatius]

Is this the most diverse set of Stundie finalists ever? I count 12 different "classes" of CTs represented:

1. 9/11 (1, 9, 12, 18, 19)
2. Holocaust denial (20)
3. Apollo Hoax (2, 6, 17)
4. Vaccines/H1N1 (4)
5. IMF (4)
6. Who Started WWII? (7)
7. That Weird Sun thing (15)
8. Freemen on the Land (3)
9. TV Brainwashing (5)
10. Alt Medicine (8)
11. HAARP (16)
12. Homeland Security = Nazis (11)

That's pretty impressive!

 

[Travis]

Is this the most diverse set of Stundie finalists ever? I count 12 different "classes" of CTs represented:

1. 9/11 (1, 9, 12, 18, 19)
2. Holocaust denial (20)
3. Apollo Hoax (2, 6, 17)
4. Vaccines/H1N1 (4)
5. IMF (4)
6. Who Started WWII? (7)
7. That Weird Sun thing (15)
8. Freemen on the Land (3)
9. TV Brainwashing (5)
10. Alt Medicine (8)
11. HAARP (16)
12. Homeland Security = Nazis (11)

That's pretty impressive!

I thought that too when I was going through the nomination thread. I much prefer this to endless 9/11 ones.

 

[Nick Terry]

although it's a good crop, #20 sticks out like a sore thumb because it's the only "stupidity summed up in one sentence" Stundie this month.

 

[Mashuna]

I managed to narrow my votes down to the thirteen most stupid.

 

[NutCracker]

I managed to narrow my votes down to the thirteen most stupid.

Quite an achievement. I'm wondering whether it is allowed to vote for all 20...

 

[Travis]

You can vote for all 20 if you want.

 

[NutCracker]

You can vote for all 20 if you want.

Thanks for the response, Travis. I might very well do that.

But first I'll have a go at weeding out my list... while I'm at it I will find a proof for the Riemann Hypothesis, (dis)prove NP=P, solve the Halting Problem and bring the world free energy and eternal peace.. the stundies all are that good.

 

[Agatha]

My goodness, that is a lorryload of stupid.

 

[timhau]

Yeah, it's a really tough choice. I'm tempted to vote for #11 just because of a typo: Hitler's brownshirts apparently turned into the Gustapo -- a secret police force of officers called Gus.

 

[Graham2001]

Yikes!

Voted for 2,5,12,15,17, nice, diverse and eek!

 

[ElMondoHummus]

although it's a good crop, #20 sticks out like a sore thumb because it's the only "stupidity summed up in one sentence" Stundie this month.

Epitomized, more like. I mean, yeech, was #20 utterly ignorant!

 

[Travis]

I was just happy I could insert a SNL Celebrity Jeopardy bit in there.

 

[jaydeehess]

tough field...
6,8,13,19(last two because they are my noms, and I am a shameless self promoter)

 

[tsig]

I thought that too when I was going through the nomination thread. I much prefer this to endless 9/11 ones.

There's only so many ways to say net force=0

 

[Mongrel]

Bah

My first time to get a nomination in the Finals and it's goes on the same month as #20

 

[Travis]

Which one was yours again?

 

[Kid Eager]

it was a toss-up between 12 and 20, but my monitor has caught fire as a result of the concentration of burning stupid before I could vote. Luckily I had some spare quantum particles to send this post back in time...

 

[Oystein]

#03 I think I haven't seen this kind of Stundie yet
#06 Example of Terminal Stupidity
#08 is a Stundie en route towards a Darwin Award
#10 for showing Wikipedia is great for everybody
#11 What is the Gustapo? A kind of bad-taste-police? Anyway, at JREF you are not Stundie until voted, so this gets my vote
#15 Not sure if obvious fiction counts here. What you say? Wasn't supposed to be fiction?
#20 Because I wish those nuts would test their own hypothesis - on themselves