Damien Evans
Up The Irons
I might've been inclined to feel bad about this situation if the old bastard had ever brought me that moped I asked for every year. Just a freakin' moped - that's all I wanted!
I'm still waiting for my pony.
I might've been inclined to feel bad about this situation if the old bastard had ever brought me that moped I asked for every year. Just a freakin' moped - that's all I wanted!
Maybe Santa asked the lady if she wanted to see his North Pole.
Or wanted a lick of his peppermint cane!![]()
The kind with a sense of humor, who knows how to have fun with a joke?
Where's the Elf Union?
In this story it's somebody who got offended by the joke...which means they went to sit on Santa's lap. That's weird.
Maybe Santa asked the lady if she wanted to see his North Pole.
I wonder if there isn't more to this. Even though corporations are renowned for making dumb decisions like this, it seems to me as though there has to be more to it than the lame jokes the Santa said he was telling. One complaint for a bad joke told by a 20 year employee and he gets canned? Where's the Elf Union?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/12/06/MNC91GML7O.DTL&tsp=1
John Toomey, known for 20 years at the Union Square Macy's in San Francisco as "Santa John," was told Saturday he'll have to take his "ho, ho, hos" elsewhere because an adult couple complained about a joke he cracked.
In many times and places, the default interpretation of the listeners would have been the playful one, and not the creepy one. It's sad that this appears to not be the case anymore.
In this story it's somebody who got offended by the joke...which means they went to sit on Santa's lap. That's weird.
I'm starting to recognize sentiments like these as possible symptoms of the "just world" fallacy. To be clear, there may very well be more to the story as you say. But in my experience, there doesn't have to be more to it. Unfair, unjust crap like this happens a lot more than people seem to think.
That said, I hope there is more to it, because I'd like to think I live in a just world, too. Except, I know I don't.
managers can't just go: "your fired" these days, they need to have everything backed up and documented first.
I don't know where you live, but here in the US, of course they can.
I don't think I would have fired him over this, but I generally prefer my Santas to be clean and wholesome.
Maybe they could have just told him to cut out the smut talk.
Toomey - who stays in Oroville most summers and winters in San Francisco while he does the kiddie-on-the-knee gig - said he'd never had complaints before about the joke, which he saves for the occasional grown-up who visits him.
"When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they've been good and they say, 'Yes,' I say, 'Gee, that's too bad,'" Toomey said Monday.
"Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it's because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live."
The kids who sit on his lap, he said, get only his trademark laugh and questions about what toys they want.
My girlfriend got a sweater last christmas. She was hoping for a screamer or a groaner.

Even in the U.S., if you don't want to get sued, you document first.
At-will employment is a doctrine of American law that defines an employment relationship in which either party can break the relationship with no liability, provided there was no express contract for a definite term governing the employment relationship and that the employer does not belong to a collective bargaining group (i.e., has not recognized a union). Under this legal doctrine:
“ any hiring is presumed to be "at will"; that is, the employer is free to discharge individuals "for good cause, or bad cause, or no cause at all," and the employee is equally free to quit, strike, or otherwise cease work.[1] ”
Several exceptions to the doctrine exist, especially if unlawful discrimination is involved regarding the termination of an employee.