The 'Homosexual Agenda'

[ponderingturtle]

1. Marriage equality.
2. ???
3. Profit!

Why is it just marriage equality, why not just equality?

 

[arthwollipot]

Why is it just marriage equality, why not just equality?

It's the hot button issue du jour. Personally, I agree with you. But I've never let that get in the way of a joke.

 

[fledpoets33]

Bikerdruid, you know you have an agenda.... just tell me! I'm not smart enough to know what it is. But you guys are so dark and evil. (JK )

 

[bikerdruid]

bikerdruid, you know you have an agenda.... Just tell me! I'm not smart enough to know what it is. But you guys are so dark and evil. (jk )

bwaaahaahaa:d

 

[a_unique_person]

Projection: My agenda is to suppress homosexuality or ban it if I could, therefore they must have an agenda to push it on everyone, and turn all kids gay. Any moves towards equality is one step closer to a gay dystopia.

The secret agenda is to turn everyone into homosexuals, then split the world up into two groups, males and females. The homosexual men would live in the northern hemisphere, the homosexual women would live in the southern hemisphere. There would then be two separate but equal societies on the one planet. Next they would ban religion and make everyone atheists. None of their money would say 'in god we trust'. Pets would also be divided, with all male dogs living in the northern hemisphere with the men, similarly with the female pets. Research is currently progressing to make all pets homosexual as well, but that is experiencing some technical problems. Have I left anything out?

 

[bikerdruid]

The secret agenda is to turn everyone into homosexuals, then split the world up into two groups, males and females. The homosexual men would live in the northern hemisphere, the homosexual women would live in the southern hemisphere. There would then be two separate but equal societies on the one planet. Next they would ban religion and make everyone atheists. None of their money would say 'in god we trust'. Pets would also be divided, with all male dogs living in the northern hemisphere with the men, similarly with the female pets. Research is currently progressing to make all pets homosexual as well, but that is experiencing some technical problems. Have I left anything out?

damn....you are on to us.

 

[Piggy]

Recently spent a weekend with my ex-biker now-fundie brother.

He groused about the "homosexual agenda".

Says it's trying to get people to accept what is "abnormal" as normal.

I said, well, it's like being left-handed or red-headed... not the majority, but certainly "normal" for a certain % of the population.

After some talk, he said that he meant they were trying to get people to accept anal sex as normal.

After I pointed out that there probably aren't too many lesbians into anal sex, and that surely there are gay men who aren't into it, and that there are plenty of straight couples who do it, the conversation ended.

Somehow, he picked up the whole anti-gay bigotry along with the message of salvation through Jesus Christ almighty.

Oh, and the planet isn't warming, and evolution is a crock.

 

[bikerdruid]

Somehow, he picked up the whole anti-gay bigotry along with the message of salvation through Jesus Christ almighty.

Oh, and the planet isn't warming, and evolution is a crock.

how very sad.
it is amazing that beginning to 'follow' jesus, many turn his message of love into a move towards intolerance.
i blame paul.

 

[Drachasor]

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?"...

We will not be satisfied until "justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream."

King, obviously. This was likely a response to those who talked about 'The Black Agenda'.

The man knew how to turn a phrase. : )

 

[a_unique_person]

how very sad.
it is amazing that beginning to 'follow' jesus, many turn his message of love into a move towards intolerance.
i blame paul.

Paul was a nazi in a velvet glove.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Paul was a nazi in a velvet glove.

The man's religious career began by falling from his horse, getting a concussion, and having hallucinations. It's amazing how far one person's moderate brain damage can go on to influence the rest of history.

I'm also willing to bet that anybody that crabby was suffering from digestive problems, which are notorious for coloring one's outlook on life.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Does it include oragami? I'm looking for classes.

 

[Skeptic]

The agenda is for everyone to look fabulous.

It's to take over particle physics.

They've heard physicists created something called the large hardon collider.

 

[bikerdruid]

It's to take over particle physics.

They've heard physicists created something called the large hardon collider.

was that an attempt at humour?

 

[Skeptic]

Yes, but communists are notorious for having no sense of humor. Never mind, I was trying to make others grin.

 

[bikerdruid]

Yes, but communists are notorious for having no sense of humor. Never mind, I was trying to make others grin.

fail.

 

[Soapy Sam]

Actually, "Large Hardon Collider" isn't bad. Never occurred to me.
And not a single reference to Palestinian terrorists in the whole post.
We progress by increments.

 

[TragicMonkey]

It's to take over particle physics.

They've heard physicists created something called the large hardon collider.

Isn't the purpose of that machine to recreate the conditions of the Big Bang?

 

[Howie Felterbush]

It's to take over particle physics.

They've heard physicists created something called the large hardon collider.

was that an attempt at humour?

Yes, but communists are notorious for having no sense of humor. Never mind, I was trying to make others grin.

fail.

 

[ZirconBlue]

Isn't the purpose of that machine to recreate the conditions of the Big Bang?