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George Bush wrote a book!

Foggy... it would've been more funny if you had the Chicken Hawk from the cartoons as GW. :-)

A most excellent suggestion. But the truth of the matter is, Henery Hawk was never as good at conveying the bathos, the simplemindedness, and the just plain goofy expressions that were so vividly characteristic of our 43rd presinut.

When you're goin' for low comedy, only the original will suffice.
 
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A most excellent suggestion. But the truth of the matter is, Henery Hawk was never as good at conveying the bathos, the simplemindedness, and the just plain goofy expressions that were so vividly characteristic of our 43rd presinut.

When you're goin' for low comedy, only the original will suffice.

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The Romanian judge ruled as follows: Being unoriginal, your sad attempt to change the subject doesn't score anywhere on novice skeptic's comedy scale.

Please hang up and dial again.
 
I was thinking Pierce.

I disagree. His post was as funny as Mel Brooks. i.e., not at all.

Two apparent slams. I'm genuinely surprised. I thought it was good enough that I wasn't sure it wasn't lifted from some place else and Foggy of the Fogbow just cut and pasted it in. I would rate it as some of the best humor I've ever seen on the JREF forum.

Now, of course, humor is in the eye of the beholder and I'm a registered Republican that was pretty sure that by most objective measures George Bush was the worst president of my life. It was eye opening to see the failed governance go almost completely unnoticed or at least un-noted by the Republican partisans. Apparently for a good part of the country it is just about impossible to be a failure as a president if you are in the right party.

So would I have thought it was funny if it was about Obama, a president that has done somewhat worse than I had hoped but still has risen above the disastrous bar set by the Bush presidency? Hmm. Maybe not. First, he inherited vast problems and second it seems a little early to assume that he is deserving of this kind of ridicule. Right now, the humor I like best directed at Obama is the kind that I think Obama would laugh at a bit himself. But if he goes off and tries to raise $500 million dollars or so for a library in his honor before the end of his presidency, or stands idly by while his Democratic buddies turn the Afghan war in to a pork fest for their cronies or some other such non-sense I'll be looking for some Foggy of the Fogbow humor directed at Obama to cheer me up.
 
But can George read it?

He's got a degree in History and a masters in business management. He can also fly a plane.

How many degrees do you have and how many planes can you fly?
 
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Well, can we just agree that he made the worst foreign policy mistake in history?
Vietnam was probably worse.

Before I take that on, I also saw Brainster's comment about Chamberlain. My goof -- I meant "worst foreign policy mistake in American history".

The thing about Vietnam is, it wasn't just one president's mistake. It really goes back to Eisenhower. In the mid-1950s we were paying about 80% of the cost of the French-Indochina war, according to Barbara Tuchman's March of Folly. Kennedy inherited a huge commitment to Vietnam from Ike, and Johnson and Nixon inherited it from JFK. The whole war was one long "mission creep". Johnson put in military advisers, but it was clear they weren't going to stop the North Vietnamese. So he started sending small numbers of troops, and it grew from there.

In terms of size and overall cost, yes, of course Vietnam was a "bigger" mistake than Iraq.

But Vietnam was based on an honestly held opinion, not an outright lie about the facts. The opinion was the prediction of the "domino" effect ... that if Vietnam became a Communist country, other nations nearby would also become Communist.

Looking back from the year 2010, that obviously didn't pan out. Vietnam did become Communist, but it's one of only four remaining countries on the planet with a Communist government. Cambodia became Communist in the aftermath, but only for a few years. I'm oversimplifying that history, of course. But today Cambodia is a constitutional monarchy. The "domino" theory didn't come to fruition.

But the "domino" theory had a basis in fact that was fairly well supported. The Communists WERE trying to spread their now-discredited ideology to as many countries as possible. There WAS a danger that Vietnam's neighbors would become Communist countries. The real objection was, did that justify a monstrous investment of soldiers and weaponry by the U.S. in order to prevent it?

Almost forty years later, history has judged the Vietnam War a mistake. But it wasn't based on an outright lie, like Iraq.

People like Virus would like to forget the reason for the invasion and occupation of Iraq. Calling it "a genocidal rogue regime that was our enemy," he claims that we "brought democracy" to "the worst dictatorship in the region". Time will tell whether and how long that democracy takes root. The U.S. was deeply involved in the power-sharing deal that was just negotiated recently. When the Iraqis are on their own, who knows what will happen?

But the invasion wasn't sold to us as "bringing democracy to a bad dictatorship". That's just another outright lie. Besides, we don't just invade and occupy other countries because we don't like the way their governments treat their people, or there would be many, many other worthy candidates. We're Americans. We don't interfere in the affairs of other countries unless they threaten us. I have a neighbor who beats his children. Should I go down the street and kill him?

The reason we were told that we had to invade Iraq and topple Saddam was that he was a threat to the U.S. We were told:

  • That he had large quantities of WMD, and that he was working on building an atomic bomb.
  • That he had strong ties with Al Qaeda, and that he would give terrorists his WMD so they could attack the United States.

We were told that we were in DANGER if we didn't invade Iraq. We were told that "the smoking gun might come in the form of a mushroom cloud," remember?

Which was bunk then, and is bunk now.

There weren't any real WMD. They eventually found some old artillery shells with aging and inert sarin in them. But nothing even close to what Colin Powell told the world we would find.

So it would have been really, really difficult for Saddam to give fake imaginary WMD that didn't exist to Al Qaeda. And he didn't really have any strong ties with Al Qaeda anyway, because he was a secular dictator and Al Qaeda wanted a fundamentalist theocracy to be imposed in Iraq. Which they may get in the long run anyway, after we leave for good.

Vietnam made us look mistaken and arrogant and stubborn. Iraq made us look stupid.

In the most generous assessment, it was a HUGE failure of intelligence. And giving Bush the benefit of the doubt ... without even suggesting that he knew there were no WMD and began the war anyway ... he made a MASSIVE mistake of judgment, because of his well-documented predilection to "finish the job" his daddy didn't finish.

We don't have to wait for more years to pass before the judgment of history falls upon us over the invasion and occupation of Iraq. That judgment has already fallen:

It was a war based on a lie ... the lie that Saddam had mass quantities of WMD and was planning on giving them to terrorists so they could attack us.

Not even to mention how the aftermath of the invasion was so horribly botched, due to lack of planning ...

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davefoc, I really appreciate your comments about my post. Thank you. To this liberal Democrat, President Obama has been a big disappointment in many ways. Maybe someday soon I'll get a flash and do a similar post about him, too. But I've been doing them about Bush for so long, they're far easier for me to create.

I am building a storehouse of photos of Obama in my Photobucket, in preparation for the day I decide to have a little chat with him. :D
 
Hey Foggy.

Iraqi Liberation Act of 1998. It was official policy of the US to transition Iraq into a democracy before Bush was even elected.
 
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Does it explicitly call for invading and occupying Iraq?

Or is it just a policy of encouraging the Iraqis to change their own government?
 
It always was that. US policy was to transition Iraq into a democracy. The policy was voted in under Clinton in 1998.

Wow.

On October 31, 1998 US President Bill Clinton had signed into law H.R. 4655, the Iraq Liberation Act.[2] The new Act appropriated funds to Iraqi opposition groups in the hope of removing Saddam Hussein from power and replacing his regime with a democracy.

Clinton administration officials said the aim of the mission was to "degrade" Iraq's ability to manufacture and use weapons of mass destruction, not to eliminate it. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright was asked about the distinction while the operation was going on:
"I don't think we're pretending that we can get everything, so this is - I think - we are being very honest about what our ability is. We are lessening, degrading his ability to use this. The weapons of mass destruction are the threat of the future. I think the president explained very clearly to the American people that this is the threat of the 21st century. [. . .] [W]hat it means is that we know we can't get everything, but degrading is the right word."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Iraq_(December_1998)

Hey wait a minute; "Weapons of Mass Destruction"???? I thought Bush made that up? "Bush lied people died" !!! Maybe Clinton lied and bush went along with it and people died. Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.
So Clinton started the whole thing. Bush continued it. Now Obama is continuing it. It's a triple play.

I never thought Bush could look good for a long time. Now, Obama makes Bush look great. In the words of Micheal Moore, maybe it's time Obama took off the pink tutu.

BTW, does that statement by Moore imply homophobia or anti gay thoughts?Could be
 
Does it explicitly call for invading and occupying Iraq?

Or is it just a policy of encouraging the Iraqis to change their own government?


Transcript: President Clinton explains Iraq strike
Wednesday, December 16, 1998


That is why, on the unanimous recommendation of my national security team — including the vice president, the secretary of defense, the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, the secretary of state and the national security adviser — I have ordered a strong, sustained series of air strikes against Iraq.

They are designed to degrade Saddam’s capacity to develop and deliver weapons of mass destruction, and to degrade his ability to threaten his neighbors.

At the same time, we are delivering a powerful message to Saddam. If you act recklessly, you will pay a heavy price. We acted today because, in the judgment of my military advisers, a swift response would provide the most surprise and the least opportunity for Saddam to prepare.

If we had delayed for even a matter of days from Chairman Butler’s report, we would have given Saddam more time to disperse his forces and protect his weapons. Well look at that.
There's those pesky WMD's again.
http://amyproctor.squarespace.com/clinton-speech-bomb-wmd/


policy of encouraging the Iraqis to change their own government?
Nothing will encourage them more than a good bombing, right?
 
I guess there are no Tea Party fans here on JREF?

Because NOT EVEN COUNTING THE WARS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, George Bush led the most massive increase in federal spending in the history of this great nation, and hugely increased the intrusiveness of the federal government into our daily lives.

And then there was his War on Civil Rights and his War on Science ...

He was the Reverse Midas. Everything he touched turned to feces.
 
BDS is getting old but thanks for holding the torch. We've moved on to ODS, do try and keep up.
 
Dude, he wrote a book. Sort of.

He popped back up into the national conversation this week.

And to the dismay of right-wing frootloops everywhere, he isn't crabbin' none about the fascist Muslim communist socialist New World Order Dick Tater Ship that the Usurperin' Mofo from Heck is putting in place.

So he can take his lumps for a couple days. It's not like this great nation has fully healed from the devastation he wrought ...
 
Two apparent slams. I'm genuinely surprised. I thought it was good enough that I wasn't sure it wasn't lifted from some place else and Foggy of the Fogbow just cut and pasted it in. I would rate it as some of the best humor I've ever seen on the JREF forum.

Dr Adequate must be rolling over in his banishment.

In order for something to qualify as funny, there are two requirements. It must be logical, but unexpected. Fail on either score and you have something painfully unfunny, like the OP.

Haha Bush dumb, falls somewhere near zero on the unexpected meter. Ditto for Bush terrible president. Especially if you buy that those statements are logical. That's not to say that something humorous cannot be made out of Bush's supposed lack of intelligence or his supposed horrific presidency. But you have to make those elements the logical parts of the joke, not the unexpected part.

The humor also fails on the logical scale, for different reasons. As I pointed out, Foggy made no effort to mimic Foghorn Leghorn's very distinctive speech patterns. Or Bush's for that matter. Someone compared it to Mel Brooks, and while I find Mel very funny at times, the comparison did strike a chord. Think of Dick Shawn playing a hippy-dippy Hitler in The Producers. That performance certainly pinned the unexpected meter. But it failed to budge the needle as far as logic goes, and so the joke fell flat.
 
In order for something to qualify as funny, there are two requirements. It must be logical, but unexpected. Fail on either score and you have something painfully unfunny ...
All humor, written, visual, aural, or otherwise, has suddenly been reduced to a rigid, inflexible, two-part formula, by decree of the infallible brainster.

Great formula, though.
 
All humor, written, visual, aural, or otherwise, has suddenly been reduced to a rigid, inflexible, two-part formula, by decree of the infallible brainster.

Great formula, though.

Well, he was right about it being funnier if Foghorn had used the speech pattern that he was famous for. I think you, he and I agree on that and since three people agree on it and it is on the internet it has now been established objectively that that is a fact.

I also think that his generalization about the nature of humor is true. However I disagree with brainster on his overall characterization of your work.

Line by line:
Foghorn:
Dude, you wrote a book!
Didn't think you had it in you!

My thought: Slightly funny, plays a bit into the overdone, Bush is dumb theme, but the idea that foghorn knows Bush is a little funny.

Bush:
Hey, Foggy. Long time no see.
Yeah, I wrote a book.
Had a little help on the big words.

My thought: About the same as above, but I thought the idea that Foghorn knew Bush was funny and it's even funnier that Bush knew Foghorn. Picture wasn't quite spot on .

Foghorn:
I read a review about it, broham.
It said you were a little ticked that McCain
didn't want you campaigning with him.

Bush:
He hurt my feelings, Foggy.
I wanted to help him!
I wanted to help him SO MUCH

My thought: A little unfair, but also funny. Maybe because there was a little truth to it and maybe because people that do some of the stuff Bush did deserve a little unfair humor at their expense. Picture was spot on and funny .

Foghorn:
Dude, you were at 25% in the polls.
You were toxic.

Bush:
The base still loved me, Foggy.
The base will ALWAYS love me.
McCain didn't have my base, is what it was

Foghorn
I thought Sarah Palin brought in the base.
She had your base all whipped up, remember?

Bush
That freakin' moron! I hate that bitch!
She made them forget me!
While I was still president!

Mythoughts on the exchange: Pictures were spot on and funny. Bush calling Palin a bitch was too harsh for my tastes and not funny. Bush calling Palin a moron was a tad funny and a tad harsh. My overall reaction based on the words and pictures was that it was funny but the mean spiritness brought the overall funniness down to the just barely range for me.

Foghorn:
Dude, it was an election.
They were trying to win. Don't take it so hard.
You were toxic, and couldn't help.
They didn't want Cheney, either, pal.

Bush:
I know, Fogmeister. You're right.
But I just wanted to help so bad.

Mythoughts on the exchange:Foghorn getting serious and analytical was appealing. Bush responding to and agreeing with the Fogmeister's analysis was also appealing and funny. Pictures were good also.

Mythoughts on the rest of it.
It strayed into mean spiritness again but pictures were good and Bush flipping the bird was funny. I would rather they parted as buddies though.

Conclusion: Brainster was wrong about the funniness of Foggy of Fogbow's bit. It was definitely funny.
 
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